Kadeem Hardison

Seeing as everything you have written is pure speculation, it seems spin is more alive on here. And where did you get the idea that the 21 days in only to talk about football matters, you daft sod?

Did I mention that you are a turd?

I go to tanning salons for the same reason I go to saunas and the Common: casual unprotected gay sex.

Language, Timothy!

I'd like to work for that company. That's quite a good recruitment advert.

Me too! It's hilarious. Such a good wind up, that site. Can't imagine anyone would fall for it though.

It was me. I only wanted to have a swim. I'd bought new Speedo's too. Effing busybodies.

So when does this list reach 50? Or was that just hyperbole because you couldn't put together a cogent argument with genuine facts to support your opinion?

Why did you name those players though? They are worth more than £1m? You might have well have said "spend £1m on players like Kaka and Christiano Ronaldo.

I can see what your agenda is, and you are being very clever in the way that you send your message, but I think you should grow up a bit.

I thought of another one for 'S' yesterday - Derek Statham.

I am the voice of the fans.

Thanks for the acknowledgement. It's nice to know people are grateful. I'll have a look and get back to you. But as a fellow Saints fan, I will give swannymere a piece of travel agents' insider advice: don't fly to Australia at Christmas. It is not worth paying out the extra money. Unless you can convince the parents to pay for you, after all they are the selfish idiots who gave their children a godparent thousands of miles away. Also, the kids are only godchildren and probably aren't really bothered if you go. They'd be much happier if you sent them a cheque for £800.

Surely after all this f*cking around with revolutionary coaching set-ups and managerial merry-go-rounds we should all get a grip and start taking this seriously. Widdrington is the only long-term choice. You people need to get real.

1. Change our kit to a nice pastel shade. Perhaps a misty buff. It goes better with jeans. 2. 8am kick offs on Saturday please so I can do stuff afterwards like pop to the garden centre or potter around a market town. 3. Open the ground early for evening kick-offs and show Eggheads and Hollyoaks before the game starts.

Free membership to anyone who can list every name that that bar has been called since it opened.

Asperger's is still a mystery to us. I'd like to take Stanley to a casino, though.

I don't get this joke.

Stella is one step up from WKD Blue.

Is the Bede's Lea still in North Baddersley?

Zinedine Zidane played a few games on trial for Saints as a teenager.

Yes. When I pass away I would expect to have my death mentioned by SFC at least twice a season. I would be offended to have to wait until All Saints' Day for the football club to have recognised my demise. What if I pass away just after All Saints' Day? People will have to wait a whole year to read my name in the programme. What if people forget about me in that time? How can people mourn my death properly without a notice of my death being posted on the website? I just can't see how this current system is going to work. If I'm honest, it worries me more than death itself.

The only thing worse than Britain's Got Talent are people that champion contestants on the internet.

American Intelligence Agency isn't very cryptic. Is this The Sun crossword with two sets of clues? I bet you used the coffee time ones and are pretending that you used the cryptic ones.