Kadeem Hardison

Go on, do the joke again. I promise I won't be c*nty about it. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. Go on. PS, I'm terminal you insensitive pr*ck.

I'm surprised Crouchie/INS hasn't done his 'it was me' joke again. It was hilarious the first 3 times.

You are such a martyr, Crouchie. I don't know how you put up with such hardship. If you came out to your parents, perhaps they'd stop giving you masculine gifts such as tools and start giving you things that you'd enjoy?

Maddie clip? You shouldn't really be looking at those sorts of sites. Operation Ore willl be onto you.

It was never Carter USM's greatest song.

All I want is the authority to end threads.

Why would anyone find phrases irritating?

Was it a Kia Carens 1800cc?

The INCredible Sound of Gilles Peterson.

How the f*ck you've ever sold anything to anyone is beyond me, Crouchie you pig****-brained, charmless, negligible oik. And stop PMing me pictures of your willie.

Is this thread meant to be ironic?

INS (Crouchie) bummed me up the bum.

http://www.hetracil.com/

I wear a poppy to commemmorate all the brave Afghani heroin farmers.

Question for Stu. I am looking to spend upwards of £1.50 on a Christmas present for a work colleague but can't be bothered to go to Eastleigh Market. Any ideas where I can get some utter sh*t from?

Seeing as many of us can't start new threads, please post any Stu related stories, comments, job offers, questions about websites for buying cheap tat or wishes to be him on this thread.

:D

Stu always upsets his employers due to his behaviour on 'donut Friday'.

I should point out that this thread has accidentally been put on the Muppet Show rather than the secret moderator's forum.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1081966/Even-Russell-Brand-row-raged-BBC-comedians-insulting-Queen.html

Brand/Ross shouldn't have been suspended. Infractions would have been adequate.

F*cking spastics.

No, actually you read it.

I would bring back The A Team, Grange Hill, Dallas, Star Wars and one hit wonders.

Because we are fans, not customers.