Kadeem Hardison

Glory hunter. Support your local team.

No, I didn't want to make a scene.

I found the whole place a bit disappointing. As if the poor quality simulators and the very basic interactivity weren't bad enough, I was brutally raped by one of the hospitality staff.

The Baader-Meinhof Complex by Stefan Aust. I am now thinking of becoming an urban guerrilla.

I found the whole place a bit disappointing. As if the lack of ice rink and the shambles of a Christmas market weren't bad enough, I was brutally raped by one of the hospitality staff.

Don't listen to Wiltshire Saint. We are the same person and I will continue to claim such a thing till the end of this forum. Crouchie (INS) hates me though, and that means a lot to me. TRAF...

I'm surprised it has taken people this long. Here is a clue: I annoy warts.

Well, if everyone is at it, I might as well take my slap on the wrists.

I didn't see it but, having read about it on here retrospectively, I am deeply offended by the fact she mimed. I have written a strongly worded letter of complaint to the Independent Television Commission.

The judges condemned the choice of song for two contestants tonight as it was, in both cases, an "iconic Britney Spears song". It's not like she has a massive back catalogue to choose from. And, more importantly, are they suggesting that some Britney Spears songs are sacred and shouldn't be attempted? FFS, they have already chosen Cohen's Hallelujah as the first single for whoever wins the X Factor! Is that the sound of Jeff Buckley turning in his grave? Talking of turning in your grave, I saw these in the shop today: The Official Che Guevara Calendar. Ah, capitalism.

Can't start a thread so I'll have to put this here. Brilliant.

à (big french letter)

Does it look taller on television?

I'd like to have seen the AC Milan players faces when they rolled up at Fratton Park. Shevchenko will be getting flashbacks to Chernobyl when he sees the desolate wasteground and the excess digits on the locals.

That tour has had the worst reviews I have ever seen for a comedian. "a bitter disappointment" and "mediocre shambles" The Independent "feisty failure", "scrappy" and "under-rehearsed" The Times And this review was particularly biting: http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-news/local-news/2008/10/13/review-steve-coogan-echo-arena-100252-22022356/ I don't know how he has the temerity to charge as much as he does and then not prepare his material thoroughly (at least try it out on smaller audiences or rehearse it once or twice).

Internet celebrity Wiltshire Saint gets on my nerves. And Floella Benjamin. Publicity whore.

I would be in favour of robot linesmen and offside traps triggered by lasers in the heels of the last defender. Also, referees should be fitted with an honesty chip which releases truth serum into the brain at regular intervals. And hover boots should be allowed.

I don't understand. Why aren't Lee Todd and Gareth Bale in the shortlist?

Fanu.

ITV have announced that the eventual winner of the X Factor's first single will be Cohen's Hallelujah. :neutral:

What is with the make-up and hair job they do on her every week? It reminds me of when Pat Butcher got raped in Eastenders.

You are right, Crouchie. I apologise. I am ashamed of myself. I have made a mockery of the whole £5 system. Mods, please can you delete my other logins: Wiltshire Saint, Atticus Finch of Maycomb, StuRomseySaint, Essruu, Im_no_sinner, saint_stevo, alipine saint, Robsk II, Buzzin Orn, Jillyanne, S13 SFC and Thedelldays. Thanks.

I have no idea who I am. Is that a picture of me up there? I have prosopagnosia as well as bipolar disorder.

If this is a lie, it is in pretty bad taste. The ambulance service works tirelessly and does an amazing job. When hoaxes like this come along it is only ever at the cost of the general public and the taxpayer. Those ambulances could have been saving someone's life yesterday rather than following up on this prank call. This is worse than those idiots Brand and Ross. Whoever called them should be ashamed of themselves. If it was you, think about this: someone may have died because of your actions yesterday.

Why do people keep bumping this thread? I, for one, would like to forget about this sad part of yesterday and concentrate on the good part, the important part: the football.