Lazlo78

The club of the bestest few Had payments long overdue They said 'what the heck' And ran from the check Now they're minus 10 in League Two Edit: events described above is obviously a best case scenario...

Congratulations and thanks for the many interesting articles!

A man from Portsmouth felt great He went on a wonderful date His sis wasn't free So he'd jumped in the sea And popped his c*ck in a skate (Struggling a bit as English is not my mother tongue...)

There was a club oh so clever Got run by a man named Trevor He fought off Baloo And told King Kanu: "You'll be paid on the never-never"

A Pompey fan who was skinny Sent a letter to Lord Mawhinney "It's highly unfair We're having a 'mare We've been bummed in the *rse by Chinny"

There was a club on the coast With the bestest fans to boast They swam with a shark Who own'd Fratton Park In a fortnight they'll be toast

Yup, I had the benefit of being able to read the original article in Norwegian Indeed, they took over all responsibilities towards Brann from Bari, when they brought Huseklepp over. But it clearly states that Brann will turn to Bari in case Pompey folds... It also says that they are secured creditors, so not part of CVA2 - are the €900k part of any budgets we've seen so far?

I'm assuming these €800k are part of CVA2? http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=no&tl=en&u=http%3A%2F%2Ffotball.aftenposten.no%2Feliteserien%2Farticle267935.ece Fire = Brann (Huseklepp's former club)

This dichotomy is better than the US post 9/11: "either you're with us or you're a suicide scummah"

Calum Chambers Matt Mills Mick Mills Colin Clarke Joe Jordan Bartosz Bialkowski Iñigo Idiakez And the amazing Colin Cramb. Don't know the first thing about him IRL, but he became a cult player in my CM games. Probably plenty more...

Important win if they want to progress from the elite group. Next up is WBA on Monday...

Twitter poll. See the post above yours

As far as I can Google, yes. Don't really remember him...

Chinese captain Zheng Zhi was one - who was the other?!

Ask Fulham what they think of listed buildings...

5-0 you say? Redknapp is exactly 50 years older than Pochettino!

Gotta love Paul Williams

Liam Lawrence could be selling soap in the loos...

Has Mikael Nilsson been mentioned yet? He was quite crap for us as far as I remember And Danny Guthrie - I only remember we had him on loan but can't remember if he did well. Those good "old" dark days in the FLC really saw some players coming in and out! Did we also get karate man Jelle Van Damme? Stephen Crainey who went on to Leeds and Blackpool?

Actually, Davies was our player of the season in 07/08, so yes, he was immense!

Very good

Lee Todd? He has already been mentioned a few pages back

He has buffed up a bit since that picture was taken

LOL @ Bale & Walcott