Patrick Bateman

I still maintain the one player we miss from last season, who I would still have in our first 11 is ... Lallana.

He was indeed, very good, but that bloody song about him stuck in my head for hours. FFS.

Hah, I was stood next to Steve, nice to meet you

How can anyone be against this? "Snooper’s charter Consistently blocked by the Lib Dems in the coalition, Cameron is expected to push through greater powers for the police to monitor internet and phone communications. Only the libertarian wing of the Tory party could prevent it becoming law."

They were in the row directly behind me and Turkish ... I thought it was weird.

Agreed, that was well over the top!

For me, I'm in two minds. I kind of want him to do one and not come back, but then, if he's cheap (couple of million?) and is happy to be a squad player, then we keep him just in case we go on that European tour ...

Already said this yesterday and also on here and I'll say it again, the off the ball movement was non-existent, they didn't look bothered about getting into space or making a run, just looked like a bunch of lazy gits going through the motions.

Just on the way back, all I can say is that they all look f**king lazy. No real running, no movement and just very very little movement off the ball. They don't look bothered about finding space or making runs. They were all bad today except Mane and probably Bertrand. The rest of them should be fined for not bothering.

Jesus, could you be any more dramatic?

You mean like my MP, Ranil Jayawardena?

As I said last night on here, if you look back, polling it's like yougov are skewed because their own demographic is older than the UK average. This will never give a balanced result, you only need to look at the tripe they come up with in other research to see that.

No, as I'm not a parliamentary candidate, I'm off to bed, whatever will be, will be

People that use YouGov are generally a slightly older demographic, I would give that less weight than the media one as it's slightly skewed. For example, you can get a sense of the YouGov demographic when you refer back to their research of the "typical Southampton FC supporter" tripe.

Love the look of the exit poll, let's hope it's as true as last time round.

Stephens and Turnbull both look competent. But that's just based on this match, anyone know what they've been like throughout the season? About time we produced a central defender!

What's this top 5 thread with no real input?? Top 5; Me Essruu Turkish JB Jonny_Bognor Fact.

My only thought about the downside of video replays is that it'd take the "fun" out of the game. The bit when the crowd are angry about the refs decisions which gets the volume going again or the bit afterwards in the pub when you debate the decisions good or bad. In general, I do think some modernisation is needed, but I do fear it'd make the crowd even more sterile. Thoughts?

Or had a pitch invasion crowd singing a song about you. woooahhhhh

According to someone I know who worked with her many years ago, that's not her real name, she changed it to sound "less posh" Edit: sorry, thought you were talking about Caroline Lucas!

SFC, who are we, we've got the best CEO there can be. clap clap clap clap

Agreed. It's ridiculous.

If that happened, it'd show politics up to be a bigger fraud than anyone could have imagined. The SNP + Conservatives are as unaligned (so Nicola Sturgeon would have us believe) as Kinnock + Thatcher.

I wouldn't be surprised by anything, however the one thing stopping that is the old guard from each side who are "anyone but Labour" and "anyone but Tory". Both sides still have them.

Absolutely no chance.