Patrick Bateman

Bournemouth wooaaah Bournemouth wooaaah Just a small town by the sea They f**king hate pompeee clap clap clap clap clap clap

God they all talk a load of old drivel.

Yet again, I will moan about the internet giving prominence to these non-entity 'journalists' and pointless articles. Badly written, no information, complete drivel.

Great to see!

Okay to be clear, I'm getting at people who are having a go at Liverpool's signings saying they are bad, people who say Saints signings are bad. My point was simply that the "best" managers in the world make terrible signings too. It's not limited to any 1 club - therefore this thread is pointless. I thought people would be able to read between my lines, but I have edited my post to sound less harsh (I was on a conference call with a bunch of utter cretins).

I'm feeling generous - look at the list from mid-2000s onwards; http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/sir-alex-fergusons-99-signings-4002742

Look them up

Agreed. I also saw an article (maybe on here?) about Sir Alex's signings at Man Utd and how the majority of them were actually utter gash, with the 1 or 2 who shone through.

What's more alarming is the supposed Saints fan posting as 'historyishistory' and being a total bellend.

Liverhampton.

I initially thought that too, but I honestly can't think who? We do have some good young players, but I actually think we should be farming them out on loan to Championship (or abroad) clubs to gain experience. Then they ca come back with more valuable, broader experience and be the next Elia/Djuricic?

No rivalry from me, was pleased to see such a small club win promotion to the top flight. I'm already anticipating the one-liners that Sky and the MoTD team will be coming out with. Something about pluckiness Im imagine. Hopefully we'll smash them off the pitch, but that's a given for any team we play.

Next person to post this "rumour" should be forced to buy a season ticket at Fratton Park.

In his best Manchester accent (!!?)

The same Osvaldo that scored just 3 goals in 13 matches in a team that weren't struggling to score goals at that time? Had Jay been fit for us, then your statement might have sounded a little better.

I still think you'll need your V5 log book.

To put it into context, she’s the current world record holder and although retired, she wanted to run the London marathon one last time. Her finish time was around the same of the best official British (female) runners, despite not training. She’s incredible!

Blood sample of you, your wife and all your grandparents. Your DNA. A urine sample. 20 years of council tax bills. Your V5 document. Hope that helps?

God I hate them. Everything about their sh*tty, tinpot club and cesspit city.

Brilliant goal, we've lacked someone who can do that in the first team this year ... (yes yes yes before someone boring says about more space and time at the U21 level)

Weird. Ings vs Pelle. 9 goals each, Ings 4x assists, Pelle has 2x assists. One plays in a much worse team with far fewer opportunities. N.B. I'm not "slating" Pelle before anyone starts as he's done well for us.

Hardly the worst word in the world is it? And no, there is no confusion, it's been explained enough times in enough places FFS.

I only have one word, "irritating".

Because that looks sh*t and I don't even know where to begin with it. Who has the time to read through hundreds of pages about 1 bloody player?

"a lack of structure and support for their teenage son" Well, what a surprise, from a club that is renowned for looking after youngsters very well to be plunged into even more limelight. Not f**king rocket science is it? Greedy gits.