Patrick Bateman

I will be gobsmacked if they get ANY seats.

Well this sums up UKIP, this is in my constituency; http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/robert-blay-ukip-suspends-parliamentary-5641537

Why is it the club's fault? He was told he was a squad player and not automatic first 11, he wanted to be in the first 11 in a team, so he's now at Swansea. It's not difficult. What is the point in keeping someone who wants to progress when we can't offer him that? Granted, he's doing okay at Swansea, but we couldn't him what he wanted. Simple as that.

Yes Dad!

And who said religion isn't ridiculous and outdated? ...

Woohoo, welcome to the 19th century. Doesn't matter which party, but the fact that is happening in this day and age, in this country, is just utterly ridiculous. Wonder if I'll get away with it tomorrow when I'm commuting; "Women in the aisles, let the men have the room" FFS.

Very sad

Lean improvements! I like your style.

Or Alan from the Hangover.

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Coxford_lou: 25 stone, 6'4 hairy lorry driver Obviously. And Bearsy is a spitting image of Brian Blessed.

Exactly what those Wednesday-morons like Bearsy and fence-sitters like Norwaysaint fail to understand. You need to respect Tuesday.

Don't complain, you bully.

BLOCKED

I can't see what the Wednesday-moron-supporter is saying as I have him on block. I'm letting you know that I have him on block. Bearsy, you're blocked.

Typical of this forum, full of big mouth Wednesday-ites who need to wake up and smell the coffee and realise that Tuesday is by far the superior choice. Wednesday-morons.

Wednesday deserves all it gets, utter helmet - fooling you into thinking the weekend is closer than it is, when you often have a hard Thursday to get out the way.

Saturday Friday Sunday Thursday Tuesday

No it wasn't - the guy asked a stupid question, Pearson called him up on it. Simple as that. I wish more people would pull them up on their stupid questions, exactly in the way Strachan used to do.

Likewise, marginally more to the left, but very slightly less liberal (which surprised me - so I wonder how finely tuned some of those answers are?); Economic Left/Right: 0.13 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.92

Have you got the results? From memory it was me you shared the centre with, I was almost dead on top of your blob.

What is that and why does he have a gimp mask on?

I can recommend buying Jos Hooiveld.

Exactly this. It's a **** paper that I glance at on the train home, full of this type of story. I will bet anyone he won't end up at Spurs.