Patrick Bateman

100% this. You know it, we all know it.

Really? You really want to try that? I don't like attacking our players, but this guy needs experience elsewhere before we let him in the 1st team again. He's still relatively young and obviously they saw something in him, but he needs a couple of seasons in the Championship I think.

Carlsberg in Denmark tastes far far better than what we get over here and not only that, but they have different ranges than we get which all taste better.

"If it is granted, Cech is being lined up, although it’s unclear whether Jose Mourinho would be willing to let Cech go." Stupid internet blogger speak for "I've rehashed a story that is balls and I'm going to cover my backside, twice". FFS. And don't get me started on the f**king appalling grammar!

Rehashed (as usual on the internet) and not allowed for various reasons, one of them being that we have two Goalies who have played in the Premier League already, in the squad.

Jesus f**king christ.

Genuine question, but where would we gain the most prize money; a) getting spanked in the Champions League play off or, b) going straight into the Europa League group phase? I know we might get through the qualifying round, but there are some bloody strong teams that have to go through that.

Exactly what I thought. The guy is an annoying prat, but he's obviously switched on when it comes to tactics (and especially nullifying Pochettino's tactics)

Corrected for you.

Does Phil play golf?? I never knew!

No no, he's nailed on to hit the crossbar, every single time!

It was nice to meet everyone, I will be honest

Jesus Christ ...

I'll take the best transport award.

I'll answer on M&A only, futures is not my bag

Just read Steve's excellent post and then leave the thread

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Best and by far the most clear example yet, thanks Steve. But what it boils down to, if we want Europe, we need to win as many games as we can and finish as high as we can. Simple. (I think)

People do change and people do use their experiences differently. I bet most of us on this thread, if we went into politics would have something dug up about us from when we were teens/20-something - anything the press can use to attempt to beat you with. And Pap, I totally agree with your last point. If it was news about how our country's leaders are acting NOW, then it is a totally different story.

Likewise. I think UKIP is full of utter helmets, but this does seem rather convenient to say the least - the language, the way it's constructed, all a bit too perfect.

This, written in stone. Too many modern day football helmets posting on here.

Feels appropriate to add this to this thread and a http://www.washingtonweeklynews.com/unintended-consequences-black-bakery-owner-loses-lawsuit-forced-to-bake-racist-kkk-cake/

A FEW? It seems every week one of the UKIP members has said something stupid. They are completely unelectable.

Because our thicko media doesn't understand the difference. I get so tired of reading / listening to news these days, it's for complete dunces.

Best ignored, yet people still bite.