Patrick Bateman

Very sad

Lean improvements! I like your style.

Or Alan from the Hangover.

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Coxford_lou: 25 stone, 6'4 hairy lorry driver Obviously. And Bearsy is a spitting image of Brian Blessed.

Exactly what those Wednesday-morons like Bearsy and fence-sitters like Norwaysaint fail to understand. You need to respect Tuesday.

Don't complain, you bully.

BLOCKED

I can't see what the Wednesday-moron-supporter is saying as I have him on block. I'm letting you know that I have him on block. Bearsy, you're blocked.

Typical of this forum, full of big mouth Wednesday-ites who need to wake up and smell the coffee and realise that Tuesday is by far the superior choice. Wednesday-morons.

Wednesday deserves all it gets, utter helmet - fooling you into thinking the weekend is closer than it is, when you often have a hard Thursday to get out the way.

Saturday Friday Sunday Thursday Tuesday

No it wasn't - the guy asked a stupid question, Pearson called him up on it. Simple as that. I wish more people would pull them up on their stupid questions, exactly in the way Strachan used to do.

Likewise, marginally more to the left, but very slightly less liberal (which surprised me - so I wonder how finely tuned some of those answers are?); Economic Left/Right: 0.13 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 0.92

Have you got the results? From memory it was me you shared the centre with, I was almost dead on top of your blob.

What is that and why does he have a gimp mask on?

I can recommend buying Jos Hooiveld.

Exactly this. It's a **** paper that I glance at on the train home, full of this type of story. I will bet anyone he won't end up at Spurs.

Bournemouth wooaaah Bournemouth wooaaah Just a small town by the sea They f**king hate pompeee clap clap clap clap clap clap

God they all talk a load of old drivel.

Yet again, I will moan about the internet giving prominence to these non-entity 'journalists' and pointless articles. Badly written, no information, complete drivel.

Great to see!

Okay to be clear, I'm getting at people who are having a go at Liverpool's signings saying they are bad, people who say Saints signings are bad. My point was simply that the "best" managers in the world make terrible signings too. It's not limited to any 1 club - therefore this thread is pointless. I thought people would be able to read between my lines, but I have edited my post to sound less harsh (I was on a conference call with a bunch of utter cretins).

I'm feeling generous - look at the list from mid-2000s onwards; http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/sir-alex-fergusons-99-signings-4002742