Patrick Bateman

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Agreed. I also saw an article (maybe on here?) about Sir Alex's signings at Man Utd and how the majority of them were actually utter gash, with the 1 or 2 who shone through.

What's more alarming is the supposed Saints fan posting as 'historyishistory' and being a total bellend.

Liverhampton.

I initially thought that too, but I honestly can't think who? We do have some good young players, but I actually think we should be farming them out on loan to Championship (or abroad) clubs to gain experience. Then they ca come back with more valuable, broader experience and be the next Elia/Djuricic?

No rivalry from me, was pleased to see such a small club win promotion to the top flight. I'm already anticipating the one-liners that Sky and the MoTD team will be coming out with. Something about pluckiness Im imagine. Hopefully we'll smash them off the pitch, but that's a given for any team we play.

Next person to post this "rumour" should be forced to buy a season ticket at Fratton Park.

In his best Manchester accent (!!?)

The same Osvaldo that scored just 3 goals in 13 matches in a team that weren't struggling to score goals at that time? Had Jay been fit for us, then your statement might have sounded a little better.

I still think you'll need your V5 log book.

To put it into context, she’s the current world record holder and although retired, she wanted to run the London marathon one last time. Her finish time was around the same of the best official British (female) runners, despite not training. She’s incredible!

Blood sample of you, your wife and all your grandparents. Your DNA. A urine sample. 20 years of council tax bills. Your V5 document. Hope that helps?

God I hate them. Everything about their sh*tty, tinpot club and cesspit city.

Brilliant goal, we've lacked someone who can do that in the first team this year ... (yes yes yes before someone boring says about more space and time at the U21 level)

Weird. Ings vs Pelle. 9 goals each, Ings 4x assists, Pelle has 2x assists. One plays in a much worse team with far fewer opportunities. N.B. I'm not "slating" Pelle before anyone starts as he's done well for us.

Hardly the worst word in the world is it? And no, there is no confusion, it's been explained enough times in enough places FFS.

I only have one word, "irritating".

Because that looks sh*t and I don't even know where to begin with it. Who has the time to read through hundreds of pages about 1 bloody player?

"a lack of structure and support for their teenage son" Well, what a surprise, from a club that is renowned for looking after youngsters very well to be plunged into even more limelight. Not f**king rocket science is it? Greedy gits.

Disappointed actually. Not for the reason that they're our "plucky little neighbours who we actually like" or any of that rubbish, but because it's a local trip and it's good to see someone different come up. I personally don't want Middlesbrough to come up. Bournemouth, Ipswich, Watford for me.

The Mario Ballotelli "campaign" is more amusing though as he really has been a bag of balls.

Yes and no, it's not that simple - there are loads of backend systems, services & third parties involved. Introducing a new feature isn't as straight-forward as you'd expect, unless it was pure UI work.

Jesus christ, stop faffing, it's booked! Hotels/chains make inventory available to book (hotels.com is a part of Expedia, using the same inventory/back-end systems) with strict rules about pricing and availability - it wouldn't have let you book it if it wasn't available. Stop worrying!

With my "Saintsweb the world is ending" hat on, I had us never winning another game because we're rubbish and finishing 10th. With my MLG hat on, I had us being awesome and finishing 4th be beating Man City on the last day.

100% this. You know it, we all know it.