Patrick Bateman

He is clearly stressed. I don't think he's got long left until they get fed up with him.

Which, Twitter or the Sam account? Both are pointless.

Great idea. I mean, I went to a really, very very sh*t comp and I have "done alright", but who's to say that had I had the opportunity to go to a grammar school, I couldn't have done even better? I suspect that story is echoed throughout the country.

As they're laying off 8% of their workforce to streamline an org that has no clear strategy and is struggling to monetise their product, I doubt it ...

Why would he make that up?? "Lee must shake off the old tag of "BBC'' - being responsible for Balls, Bibs and Cones. "I know I am coming from assistant, from that 'good cop, bad cop' thing, but the buck stops with me now. I have to change players' perception of me. And other people's. But when people say I look like 'a page-boy at a rather tough wedding', I don't mind!" http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/columnists/henrywinter/2318712/Ex-apprentice-Sammy-Lee-fired-up-at-Bolton.html

Very fair comment.

Agree with this.

I hope they do. It's such a soggy biscuit thing to do, what a wet w*nker.

Is he a drug dealer?

Agree with this - nothing against Liverpool, who were an awesome side in the 80s that I grew up watching. Rodgers was a tit, now he's gone, Liverpool can go back to being like any other football team rather than hoping Rodgers failed with them.

Hah, good point!

What could possibly go wrong with that

Great post, sir!

He was really good when he came on - looked a different player. Not that he's been "rubbish", but you could see more the impact he had on Sat.

He's not wrong - in real time, it looked like Mane threw his arms in the air and went down easily. It was only on replay that you realise he had his foot trodden on - but he still threw his arms in the air a bit theatrically

To be fair, I imagine for Stekelenburg, it's a really good chance to play every match and get himself in the shop window for a good move, following a couple of poor seasons. So it's a win-win, we get a competent goalie, with no commitment (as we have a very good number 1 already) and he gets himself in the shop window for a nice move elsewhere.

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Just in case anyone hasn't ... http://www.trollfootball.me/display.php?id=65336

Wasn't overly sure where the 5 minutes came from to be honest?

I do like him, he's a good goalie, but I agree with the bit in bold. (But where is Alpine and what have you done with him?)

A hot cup of bovril can be a painful tool you know!

I know it's extremely unlikely, but I really hope it's Redknapp. I want him to sign Sandro and Rio Ferdinand on £200k/week. Triffic lads, get pros.

Whoever wrote that needs new glasses - the report say's $183m, not $183bn ... !! Also, quite a few mistakes in there such as, "had of marketing".

3 months until they can move in the next transfer window, obviously.

I hope as you came to your conclusion, you had a really satisfying splash.