suewhistle

Still not on the OS a few seconds ago.

I've still seen no reason why someone would go to the effort, unless it's an elaborate betting scam?

Sponsor a worm hole?

It shows there are people around who can't be trusted or there are people around who go to extreme lengths to hoax people. I don't understand either mentality or motivation, to be honest.

Sod me, that looks genuine, or somebody has gone into a lot of effort to produce if it isn't (and trolls don't normally make that much effort)! The question is, shall I start any planning. Whitey, what do you reckon? :-)

Has this already been posted on here? Sorry if it has but the thread is moving so quickly and I haven't spotted it: http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/ronald-koeman-latest-agent-denies-deal-between-southampton-and-everton-has-been-agreed-a7066221.html

I feel dirty. Just as I came over Butser Hill this evening a blue transit covered in Portsmouth signs drove up the Petersfield slip road. It also had the sign 'Books Purchased' emblazoned on the sides. I was sorely tempted to open the window and give it an appropriate salute but, Rallyboy can vouch for my ladylike decorum and refained nature, I forebore to do so. I averted my eyes from TCWTB who was no doubt driving. :-)

They all look like those people in early 19thC photographs when they all look at the new fangled stuff the photographer is holding.

A few years ago Portsmouth had a calendar where only one of the players was left by the end of the year..

Hadn't thought of that, but not being in the qualifiers will make quite a bit of difference in what they can do. Hope they don't overdo it though.

On a match day.

How about a dare. Pint to anyone who goes in the pub and innocently asks "How long has that sign been up for?"..

That's a bit tabloid, isn't it? Mind you, my opinion is that Saint Charlie is a bit that way..

Oh, Jimmy, you cruel thing. I suppose we have sink schools in the south as well.

Bit late for Pompey. Does that mean their cash flow is really quite healthy? /coylyinnocent/

Didn't see the game, but in this live guardian report the photo shows what great height he got for his goal: https://www.theguardian.com/football/live/2016/may/29/barnsley-v-millwall-league-one-play-off-final-live

Perhaps Under Armour will pay! Anyway, despite being old enough to remember Keegan's arrival, I don't think it's going to be us, boys and girls.

I'm afraid skates are bottom feeders, and I don't think we'd want our players in the mud and fat of Fratton. Besides, where would they train?

Can't you use the phrase taken from (I presume The News' ) article: "the latest bid to escape League Two." :-)

One of my locals has their ale. Seconded.

I've had my credit card bill. :-(

"Mané would cost significantly more than the £20m earmarked for Götz" says The Guardian article. Indeed. "So you're not leaving for European football then, Sadio?"..

I wasn't in my normal seat so ended in the Itchen wing towards the Chapel. I can confirm it was c**p there too. Fine down in the concourse, FWIW.

How about a pay per goal/assist remuneration package. "Yes Zlatan, _you_ can have the penalties..." :-)

According to a report I saw somewhere he wants to go to Man United and wants £220,000 a week. Is that how negotiating works then?