Cascadia Saint

Exactly. "I've been at the club since I was 12 and I can only see my future lying with Southampton FC." "If someone was to say that I'd end my career playing for Southampton in the Premier League then I'd snap your hand off for it."

I'm sure that kid got as many signatures as he could on that rag, TBF.

Why are we squabbling? There's room for about 15 more. If you have a 27inch iMac that is. Still no room for Gazza though.

Absolutely perfect, mate.

And the winner is...

Best thread on here by a country mile. Disappointing if true about Lallana, but would make it easier to imagine selling him. Cheers Guan, much appreciated by all. (Does anyone else start hearing Mrs Doyle from father ted when they read Guan?) Edit: You will now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIN5IS6V0rI

Haha!!! The forum should have an account self destruct mechanism for any poster who types things as ridiculous as this.

You're always angry. And it'll be a miracle if you survive this week, let alone the summer. At this rate you will be an utter laughing stock on this forum long before next season. More so than you already are. To summarise, you hate England and you hope they fail, you hate football players, and you hate southampton, the board, the old board, the old managers, the next manager and you probably hate your face in the mirror. There is only reason for most to read your embarrassing drivel, so they can feel good about the fact they aren't as insanely negative, deluded and plain spiteful as you.

WUM. WUM. I don't think I've ever seen as much absolute tosh on the board as in the last week. Threads about nothing like this one. Threads that are no more than single sentences, words shat onto the forum like a drunken text at 3 in the morning. It's amazing to see the hysteria in action, like dropping a rock onto an ants nest and watching the frantic exodus in every direction. I should probably start a thread on it.

Another random thread about nothing.

Is that supposed to be humour of some kind? Sort yourself out mate.

let us know how the hangover is in the morning.

You are a moron. An absolute clown.

You know Canada is a different country to the United States, right?

Totally agree with this. I'm absolutely gutted about Rickie leaving. It really does seem like ripping our heart out first, before they start hacking off limbs. We need a manager and a direction ASAP.

Right. In fact, why not start a brand new thread on it.

****.

I was just saying this to a friend, nige actually seemed like he was grateful to be here and he enjoyed it.

Yeah, but the average is only... Etc et

Arse. But if he doesn't want to be here, then cheerio. He did some great work but it doesn't really amount to much if he leaves at the end of his only full season in charge. It's hard to be too thankful at the moment.

Genius! I'd never heard of them before!

It's still alive. You've just had it in a cage for the last 5 years, poking it with a stick every day.

Moron.

ooa.