Cascadia Saint

Bear! We need more chapters! I must admit I missed the fact you started book two 4 realz, but does no-one else care? One of the greatest critical talents of this or any world started book two and has been ignored since early January? Heathens. The lot of them. I was er... Busy, so I didn't 'notice' or whatever, but everyone else? Come on people, he bought the entire tome on amazon and has only justified the massive multi-pound outlay with one solitary chapter review thus far... I forwarded the link to this thread to all 3 of my friends, and 1 of them actually read it so... Go on bearsy, you know you want to slip into your old writers smoking jacket and slippers, or whatever the hell you wear when summarising baseballbatbumbashing and ornithological carpentry. I would offer you a fiver, but some ostrich raided my Paypal account yesterday.

Didn't you cut the golf joke hotline before launching into your bellicose rhetoric?

The main board is conducting 'scheduled exercises' with the lounge, should you be worried?

How do I get back the two or more hours of my life it took to watch 'The Master' by PT Anderson, with Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Joaquin Phoenix? What an absolute bag of w a n k. Nothing happened. Nothing happened. If suspense is waiting to see of the entire film you've watched so far is actually going to go anywhere then I suppose it was suspenseful. And an absolute bag of w a n k. Pretentious, meandering, self important drivel. I've read a few reviews that go the whole 'if you didn't like it then you didn't understand it' route, but they are talking out of their ar ses. He's a great director but that can't change the fact that this movie was an absolute, saggy, soggy, squelching, slightly crusty bag of w a n k. To recap. The emperor has no clothes on. And he's wa nk ing into a bag.

Cheers mate. I'm doing a Bootcamp / crossfit style class (plenty of kettle bells...) 5 times a week at the moment, and still running plenty so hopefully will be able to give it a good go. There's a team from the gym doing tough mudder together so it should be fun. I didn't want to run a marathon again this year, but fancied a new challenge!

It's in Oregon, somewhere way out in the middle of nowhere 3 hours from Portland. http://toughmudder.com/events/oregon-sat-jun-15-sun-jun-16-2013/

Just signed up to do one here in June... Better get training.

A premier league effort I think...

3-3 draw. Written all over it. Possibly.

Not when caked with fried egg and bits of black pudding, no...

What do call a French man wearing flip flops? Phillipe Fallop.

Maybe the beard would've got us into the play-offs. Maybe Fonte's Missus wouldn't have liked it. Maybe Nicola would've been jealous and grown one himself. I guess we will never know. http://www.football365.com/profile365/8580706/Pardew-s-Beard-My-God-Is-It-Serious-

"Best team won. Southampton haven't put a performance like that in for more than 10-15 years. Seriously where the **** did a performance like that come from?" Right... Apart from man city last month you mean?

Cheers for the link, nice job and don't listen to the miserable bastards on here. Its a Uni project FFS. The presenter needs to wear something different though, that shirt is hideous!

I only just heard. Tragic day. I'm off to read the fifty shades thread again and give myself a bear hug.

Who said that?

Jet packs, and goals in the air, Harry potter style. 500 grand for a pint. New kits every home game.

Dunno....

You ****, oh wait, i see what you meant... you ****s!!!

A skate is a blue flappy fish, While a saint has but one dying wish, That the inbreds will die, As we drink them goodbye, All the while taking the pish.

That satisfying taste indeed......

There once was a twaaat with a bell, Who shat himself as his club fell, Down divisions with ease, Despite pledging his fleas, All he has is tattoos and a smell.

haha! Sums it up perfectly...

Tipping hat type smiley for you, sir...

And this happened in Benali's house?