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Just had retweet from betclub twitter that it’s happened. ‘Parted company’ If so thank god

I read this stages business has been pretty much disproved as a linear process or something. More that the stages can overlap. I’ve got all of them at the same time. Jones and Ankersen are and will analyse be in ‘twat’ stage

Dear god. Seeing Jesse Marsch’s name mentioned. Might as well turn out the lights.

Groundhog Day. Wake up. Expect to see ‘the announcement’, imagine Andersen’s smug little face saying ‘one more game’, despair at Jones picking his ‘fwends’ and banging on about front footed mess, lose game, repeat.

Not sacking him is another two fingers to the fanbase. Despicable.

This sounds very plausible

I think we’re stuck with the twat

I would take a tub of lard over Jones

Far too sensible for our algorithm twat

No announcement = keeping Wurzel. Ridiculous club prepping for relegation. Pathetic

Ankersen, pull your effing finger out and step away from the algorithm wanking for just one moment to look hard at the club we love being destroyed by a complete incompetent

seriously, what the actual fuck is taking so long?

Done. Apologies. Hoodwinked. Got my hopes up.

Ah. Sorry. So wanted to believe it.

Exclusive: Nathan Jones has been sacked as @SouthamptonFC manager indykaila news. Sometimes reliable. Twitter

He’d probably just grow another foot. At the front.

Every other team in the premier has a decent manager, even Leeds. We have a wiry pub psychopath who just prattles on about front footedness all day long.

Jones: “That's my decision [leaving out Caleta-Car] and with Mislav [Orsic], I felt others were ahead of him.” #saintsfc @J_Tanswell just fuck off. He’s just said front footed again. Twice.

Jones just said we were front footed in the first half. I for one would like to smash my front foot into his tiny whiny head. Just go.

If he doesn’t go tonight am pretty much done with this

Including this one

Nathan fwends, that team is. The only ones who haven’t voiced what a clueless dickhead he is. That gets you in.

Saints 0, wolves pick a number that isn’t nil Waste of time