DT

phew

nervy

Wouldn't like to be Poyet's cat tonight

Long doesn't look too happy. Miserable git

He does it every week

Looks a bit too open at the back for my liking but will deffo take 3-0!

Hey, Gus. How are you feeling?

Can't stand Adam Lallana. Wispy-beardy show pony.

Whatever happens, we must sign or song louder than they sign our song, the unoriginal idiots

I think he looks very assured. Did wind me up the other day thought when one commentator, praising him, said that Chambers hadn't fallen into the trap many have when they move to 'a big club'. Grrr. Think it might have been Hoddle speaking, in which case it was laced with ire. He might come back disabled...

Oh bad luck Poch. You knob

'I think ee's a triffic player, really triffic' - Harry, earlier (about anyone)

Not on a bike

Paris and Menorca. Sorry.

Still no Boruc. Sulking?

He'll have to apologise again if it all goes titts up and we do end up in the relegation zone... (albeit unlikely)

Bloody hell, Saints. I've got a nosebleed.

No Boruc then. Really hope Forster doesn't get injured any time soon...

Pochettino left

Lovren will be okay when the rest of his body turns up and joins his head

Perhaps his head is already at his next club

Hoorah!

Let's put Ali Dia up for a laugh

Lallana is in no way, shape or form a Saints legend. And he has bad beardness

Someone explain to me how Stones is an international player.