DT

I personally am very whelmed

Good time to announce Dutch manager, guys

I suggested holland might play Spain off the park, by the way... (Look up)

Um. You were saying?

Not a tanner, our Ron

Will Nicole Kidman be his number two?

Perhaps they're waiting for a lot of post-Spain Holland bonhomie towards the Dutch after they play the Spaniards off the park...

If Steve Bruce was appointed my whelm would be so far under it would be difficult to hear it

Could someone explain number 98 please?: 'Roll around nude in the street at noon' How would that kill you?

Subject header is misleading. Doesn't feel like we're closing in on a manager in the slightest.

Can we announce a new manager in the half-time ad break during Brazil-Croatia please. Classy ad. Good music. Thanks.

Bigger loss than Lallana

How is Nicole Kidman doing in the betting?

More chance of getting a mankini

How very Clive Woodward

feels a bit like a circus to me

Pathetically illogical story

Gerry Francis or Terry Butcher would make us the joke of world football. Not going to happen. Would prefer **** Francis and Pat Butcher.

Because playe's agents favour this method and manager's ones don't do it as much?

He doesn't believe you can win anything with kids. So he is out.

We've interviewed Nicole Kidman? Ye Gods.

This is getting very boring

Typical Saints

Imagine how you'd feel if the announcement was: 'Bruce'. Then if it was: 'Koeman'. That.

He's just come on