DT

Hello Nicola! Your English is improving! ;-)

Just read a tweet rumouring Darren Bent to us. Hmmm

Dave Watson

Not good.. And explains his 'I'm confused' tweet (which I think the club made him delete). Hope he's cool about it.

Echo's headline on twitter just now of 'Coutinho deal sealed' is more than a little misleading. Yes, but to Liverpool. Twonks.

The kit man and the bus driver

Agreed. Take care out there people. There may be a camera out there this weekend that might really, really hurt if it hit you.

Morgan! Blimey

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/31/Warwick_Davis_interviewed_2.jpg/220px-Warwick_Davis_interviewed_2.jpg sign him up, sign him up...

http://gu.com/p/3db5a/tw Ludicrous. Heavy handed. And embarrassing.

Waste of time and resources. And no matter what some say, it impacts on other targets as both are finite.

they sound like Adkinsisms to me

Whoever it is they can't write. 'Other's? Overcapitalisation? Sack the proof-reader...

I'd quite like a defender

latest vid:

It really has gone into overdrive in order to get through the shiitstorm. Working, too, by the sounds of most on here.

on a cricket tour many many years ago, a light bulb was also involved. Heard she died though. ( not when someone turned it on, just later)

There are worse teams to try and emulate!

Brilliant.

I think that may be a different Juicy Lucy

Luke Shaw, known for his naps, catches up with a spot of standing zzzzzzs

Would be amazing. Not sure anyone could say Adkins would attract this calibre of player.

Correct. Saw a game there on my stag do to Barca. Atmosphere-less stadium. Fun beers in the sun though. Been to Nou Camp a few times too. They have bar heaters in the stadium roof to keep the fans warm. Amazing atmosphere. Great views. Was in Barca again just before Christmas. Hope the lads have some good tapas.

Ah, the age old 'big club' debate. Villa just are. More trophies, bigger history. We're just better now.

Is Punch wearing his potty chinos?