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Looks very good against truly shocking defending. And those goal celebrations are REALLY embarrassing. Wouldn't say no though. Seems to have a knack, without being spectacular. Shearer-esque

Full international defender. £10m not out of the question, I'd suggest.

Personally think we'll be mugged if we don't have decent defence for Everton. This is one we can think about possibly winning in a difficult period of fixtures. Astori in for it would be huge bonus.

Great, great result. Achieved because i didn't look at the score until after final whistle. Very hard but always works!

Harry obviously has 11 brown envelopes with him today

I really really hate spurs

QPR much better at closing down and being generally tighter than we are. Worrying

Because he is better at goalkeeping

Adebayor going off. Misses dug out.

Not quite everyone.

Have never wanted a spurs win so much. Wish they'd stop singing our bloody song though.

I'm now taking a draw after my dream last night. Went one up (Lambert), then threw it all away in extra time. Adkins picked Davis in goal. Hopefully this is balderdash.

Benteke is ok and we're suddenly looking ropey at the back. Suspect failure to get players in will again cost us.

Not convinced he's prem class, personally. Think he's top Championship striker, not much more. Certainly overpaid for him.

this

Will he end up with the tractor boys?

Clyne and Gaston to play so I guess Yoshi and Jos in the centre, Shaw as normal and Cork in the middle protecting/playing like a God. Hope Lambert plays.

Thursday afternoon. Perhaps we'll play Cork as centre back v Villa...

Amazingly good news. Future England stalwart. Well done club. Well done Luke. Great start to the day.

I have a feeling Puncheon's agent has been on the phone more than Noel Edmonds in Deal or no deal and that we will be surprised by one player leaving who we wanted to stay. Praying this is not Luke Shaw - couldn't help looking at those shirt-swap pics with Ashley Cole and imagining him saying something like 'this will be yours for good soon, mate'. Please no.

I know he's a former Skate but frankly I don't care. I think Papa Boupa Diop at Birmingham could do us a job in terms of breaking up play and getting stuck in. Might be a realistically inexpensive option. No doubt this will provoke outrage from people who want us to sign Messi instead.

But that was Redknappian. No return from those gambles. F'sure.

And you'll ne-ver get... a loan you'll NE-VER get... a loan

We're after two players in Italy. That's heavily weighted for you.

Perhaps he might be keen to play for one of the world's most famous clubs? (Or failing that, Liverpool) arf