DT

6-0 is 50-1 with Betfair. Might ease the pain.

Alert! We are inadequate in the defence department for this league. We just are.

'I'm worth a lot more than that'

Pardon me boy, is that the Gazzaniga choo choo? Track 29...

It tends to mean that they have it from a good source, who does not want it attributed to them. In that sense it is a notch up from pure speculation.

http://footytweets.com/southampton/news/699810

I'm a bit worried about not having a good keeper or back up CB. In fact, that defence will be very porous in the Prem.

brrrrr. -10. chilly.

Oh, bad luck.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18816436?utm_source=www.sports-index.co.uk&utm_medium=twitter

Blimey. So many different replies. Just shows how bad it was. Mine goes a bit further back. Watford away where we lost plenty to 1.

He's not THAT kind of player. (Luvvie joke)

The Butt stops here

Genius

I have no German stereotypes to offer you but have been reliably informed that there is a huge towel draped over the stadium. They looked at our new kit and thought we were the 'pool... Boom tish etc

God, yes please. He'd be an excellent signing. Quite keen for a bit of keeper news though, and maybe CB

Missed opportunity. Would have liked to have seen him back at our place. Brighton? Odd one

UB40. Red, red, whine...

Steer clear of all Jermaines

Don't like the kit one bit but would still be able to *not* buy it in regular outlets, not just Saints shops. So parochial.

Pinstripes, just as the world hates bankers even more than usual. Brilliant.

Have no problem with a shirt that will be remembered. Just wish it wasn't for being incredibly bland, and like a Tyro league club.

Look like pyjamas

Truly woeful. They should get some designers.

Hope this doesn't mean Phillips is coming back (screwdriver joke) (rare species)