DT

Me too. And Nightingale ruled. Ahem.

I would have thought he'd jump at this - probably his last chance to play Premier footie. And £5m is a brilliant price for us to go and get a younger version with. No lose really either way - unless he goes on a free.

Their keeper's prosthetic hand is nowhere near as good as mine. I even got it in red.

oops

I once said we should go after Roy Kinnear for the role as our new manager. Think I probably meant Joe Kinnear...

Fill Jag 'ee hell car. New signing. Think abaat it.

Kevin Keegan

I read that as Bette Davis

Good. Would be bad decision. Clearly thinks too much of himself.

Water rubbish team

another one bites the dust. Am getting worried about the defence.

Yes please, but doubt it. Cracking name, Grommit.

Shilton. Davis really shouldn't be mentioned in this company.

Footballer opts for more money shock

Agree up to a point, though can't help be a bit disappointed when players turn us down, whoever they are. Suspect NC is a v proud not to say arrogant man to deal with. But my main worry is that no-one seems to be talking about our real need - a decent CB. The squad will look very thin there...

NC's ego gets in the way again

If they take Dickson too it will be deal of the season...

Saints web forum

You're fired!

Er...aren't they resting players for the CC?

He'll score against us on Sat, knowing our luck. Or not.

He is the English Marians Pahars. Ha.

Perhaps we're signing a bender instead. Uri Geller?

boing. that's the sound of his hamstring going AGAIN

Spot on.