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1 lickle point. We were unlucky etc.

erm...anything about the 'new' 'striker'? Or was sweat more interesting?

Pathetic. Now Rupert is not even brave enough to face the press. Shame on you, Mr Lowe. Perhaps he is oiling Sir Clive's back on a sunbed as we speak.

Firesale Sam

Relegation, relegation, relegation.

At least before this we had a tiny hope that we'd get someone in who might be transformative. Now we have an arrogant tosser in Lowe's image.

The final insult, sneaked out on a Friday night.

Absolutely no motivation to the players wottesoever.

All too predictable. Cheap option again.

Exactly right. Granger used to play in goal for a club I used to play for, centuries ago.

Surely Dad's Army is Arthur Lowe, not Rupert? PS the club will not allow advertising around the pitch that says anything bad about the great emperor ruddy cheeks, obviously, now will it? Otherwise anything will help the cause... Best one is everyone wears black for next game, funeral etc.

Sounds like Rupert wrote this himself. Cut and paste job.

Oh dear. That means twice as many clueless tactical decisions. Twice as many passes without advancing. Twice as many non-sensical explanations. Twice as many 'sessions' with Rupert, no doubt. And twice as many people refusing to go and watch this shower of sheite.

This is the end.

No because he is doing a really good job with der boysh and we play good no? We just need a bit of luck...(and a manager, chairman, midfield, defence, attack, finance, a witch, endless Fridays, a takeover, a makeover, a takeaway and Playaway)

PPPS Rupert Lowe is a very poor people-person.

PPS Mr Lowe - you have no business acumen, are arrogant, and know nothing about football. Bet you are rubbish at hockey too.

PS Rupert you are a turd with the brains of a flea.

Because Lowe is always right and the Dutchman is doing a really good job, you fool. It's obvious. I mean, we beat someone once.

Can't believe Obama didn't mention us.

Perhaps a mod could let us know why it went down? Did a certain someone call on the batphone? Or was it harmless internetty jiggery pokery?

I'm scared for the free world because you have to question the judgement of someone who smokes thirty a day...

Because he is supremely arrogant and intellectually sub-normal.

Ladies and gentlemen - will you please welcome.... Another false dawn!

I think I know who Davros is.