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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimers Cheese on toast

The National - High Violet

Alpine! Oh, have we moved on?

Dear Mr Holloway, We are clearly NOT the greatest team the world has ever seen, nor does Lalana make Messi look shíte. Its just banter Thanks, Keithd

we asked Ian Branfoot to die once. he didnt so why the fuss?

lols fair play for reviewing their assessment pretty acurate too, the 2nd summary

Why do they put a bass speaker right behind the board for the BDO finals? How loud are the darts when they hit the board ffs, is it done to make it sound dramatic?!

Cook everytime, and Strauss probably 2nd. His batting has been pretty good but i think his captaincy has been spot on. dont think he's put a foot wrong.

I dont usually disagree with you Hatchinson but on this one i shall. Dont think Morgan is there yet as a test player. Im sure he will but think he's not got it upstairs. Reckon the selectors and cap'n will go for a similar player, one who can turn his arm from time to time and hold up an end waiting for the new ball. Sean Ervine maybe..

BWP would be cup tied. but im being pedantic! Actually no im not, im being acurate

If we'd had the usual mad christmas period as well as the usual games in december i'd be tempted to rest a few, but as so many were postponed i'd go full strength where possible but take no risks on anybody not 100%

Quality effort by Cooky throughout the entire series. And some on here wanted him dropped! Probably Alpine... despite looking like Clarence the Cross eyed Lion he's batted immense

Im going. first match since end of Nov... mind you we aint played that many in between 4 zip. Richard Lambeth hat-trick

Really want to win the final test. 3-1 has a better ring to it than merely "retaining" the Ashes. Would hate for them to salvage anything from this series, they need noses rubbing into the dirt oh and also cos i said at the start of the series we'd win 3-1

those walk on girls are fuggin awesome this year! specially the one with the bigger guns!! im in love

try this http://guesshermuff.blogspot.com/?zx=8669e5511697f23b

or test even

still think we will, but not after this text

Nice of the convicts to turn up! Game on.... up against it, lets see how we can battle

stumps on day 1, england all over aussies again. usefull runs at the end for the convicts but that ought to only spur our batsmen on, johnson, haddin and hussey all proving its a batting track. 239 behind, fingers crossed tomorrow we can get a decent lead with some heavy scoring from our boys

Listening to TMS the wicket is pretty flat if a little green. No way is it a 220 odd for 8 wicket by all accounts, the Aussies are just playing awefully compared to our pretty good cricket by the sounds of it.... am i complaining? am i feck as like well done to Tremlett tho, nuff respec as i think they say in the early 90's

you cant park on a motorway

goodness me

lolingtons!