Jack

Long term Lambert replacement. Remember he's only a nipper and wasted out of position so far.

Why do Sky reporters allow these utter helmets surround them for interviews? Tw*ttish behaviour all round.

Maybe we're moving for Patrice Evra after United signed the left back we were after?

Just want to chuck out some extra LOLs at Liverpool. Missed out on Dempsey and others, signed nobody. Signed Adams for big money - sold to Stoke for £4m. Signed Carroll for HUGE money - loaned to WHU. Signed Downing for HUGE money - he's average. Signed Henderson for HUGE money - he's sh*t. Any more? Oh yea, we've got Gaston Ramirez. Whether they were serious about him or not, what a fantastic deal compared to the sort of money they throw around.

Fell through I think. Hcdajfu

Sadly, I think they've bought enough mercenaries to avoid the drop. They'll play ugly, and not progress much, but do enough to finish 15th every year IMO

He is a skate, and definitely not ITK.

Infraction for Dune.

Expensive bench warmer. Meh.

Doubtful. We've got plenty of firepower. I think we're done, but if we were to do some business I doubt it'll be a striker

Top lad, but there's no room for sentiment. Wish him well and send him on his way. Thanks for the goals Billy and good luck at Forest!

Buying club gambles...

Can't work out if serious or not.....in case you are: No I didn't. I just don't think he'll force his way into our strongest 18. Especially after his stunt at the weekend.

"Ramirez WILL NOT sign for Southampton"

Like!

Talksport, and everything to do with it, is a c*nt. Not worth listening to.

Correct. -----------Davis-------------- Clyne--Yoshi-Hooiveld-Figueroa ------Davis----Morgan-------- ----------Ramirez-------------- Mayuka---------------Lallana ---------Lambert------------- Gazza, Fonte, Fox, JWP, Cork, Lee, Rodriguez.

Maynor Figueroa

Rory Delap.

I voted yes!! Have that wrist slitters, wet fannies, Mark Lawrenson, and Alpine_Saint!!

Very classy player. Can pick a good pass and go past people - exactly what we lacked last weekend.

I'm going to bed. I expect you lot to have this sorted by 6am at the latest.

1010 viewing the main board?! Hello all non-Saints fans, now kindly f*ck off and let us all self destruct over whether this is actually happening to us.

Couldn't give a shiny one. Good chance to go through I guess

I've lost track of these twitter tw*ts. Which one is credible? Is there one?