Jack

J-Rod maybe. The others, dream on.

Heard that Blackpool have failed to sell their allocation, and the tickets will not go on resale. Poor if true.

Blackpool for me. I don't particularly like them, and I think that Holloway is a c*nt, but it'd be hilarious to see Fat Sam's excuses if they f*ck it up. He's a grim bloke with very limited management ability. I love the fact that he's pretty much spunked next season's transfer kitty on about 7 strikers, then played Carlton Cole up top by himself for most of the season.

Their fans are not worth talking to or about. They think they're massive time now. Since this time a year ago they've been banging on about how tinpot Crystal Palace are and how they're bigger then them in every way. They even sound like some on here when it comes to stadium expansion etc.

She didn't survive the ordeal, unfortunately.

I managed to fit a marrow in my ex's arse. True story

Not good enough for what we're trying to achieve anyway. Doubt anyone really gives a toss

There's a family who's kids went to the same school as us, they had 14 or something stupid like that. Can't remember many but they all had strange names - Neptune, Trafalgar, Paris, Luxory, Daisy are the only ones I can think of.

Christ that went quick! I was only 15 but remember it well. 1-0 at HT i think then they were p*ssing about 2nd half. I remember Ian Wright catching a cross then smashing it in, WGS and Keegan playing, and MLT's boy scoring loads.

He is an absolute c*nt. Doesn't deserve a contract with a Premier League side

Cracking weekend at the 7's. Just a massive party, I can't remember any of the rugby from Saturday, was spot on yesterday though. My first trip to Twickenham and I was really impressed. Prefer it to Wembley. £4.50 a pint took it's toll though

People on the school run/walk, in pyjamas.

The glory years are still to come

I don't think season ticket wavers are computer literate. There may only be a small handful on here.

Last year the prices for my seat in the Northam were £465 (renewal) and about £540 for a new ST. I'm guessing, and would be happy to pay about £540 this season. And new STs up to about £700. They need a good installment plan, I think that was one of Cortese's biggest mistakes last summer. It wasn't that long ago I had my ST in the Northam for £60 a month for 6 months with the last payment in December. Ideal. It's not like the club are desperate for the money up front.

Doesn't matter all that much if West Ham do go up, they've already spunked next season's transfer budget

Excellent summary.

Loads of games/goals missing in that, but thanks anyway, some great football, especially before xmas.

Didn't we have a poll for this? Like that poll, this award won't be close.

Busy summer: 2 stag dos 3 weddings Euros 2 festivals Ibiza As much overtime as I can get to fund all of the above, new ST, and some of the new furniture she's after.

I'd love to see one of Tomkins and Davies here (obviously depending on the playoffs). I bet there are LOADS of CBs in Europe of that sort of age & ability, who would love a shot in the Premiership. I expect most of our signings will be players we haven't heard of/least expect.

I'm not expecting Vidic, but Zat Knight is closer to Jermaine Wright than Vidic in football ability

He is sh*t though....

Got a fair few mates in Manchester so I'm looking forward to going up there, I'm hoping for United away on a saturday, did City when they beat us in the cup and I thought it was a sh*t away day. W*nkers for stewards and the OB were well over the top. Looking forward to another weekend in the Northeast, want Newcastle or Sunderland on a saturday and not around xmas. And the Emirates, another new ground for us, and a day in London on the p*ss.

Lambert's 3rd at Millwall - 3 points and bagging us £625 from Corals, followed by a huge p*ss up in London which was heaving for Paddy's day. Best away game of the season for me.