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No I didn't see that. Car passenger shells are pretty tough though, assuming the other 4 cars weren't dropped into position from a Liebherr earthmover.

Really, really clean it? More than a couple of tonnes too, I reckon Pancake. A cubic metre of water is 1 tonne (near as dammit 1 Ton).

Anything's possible, though you might be reaching a bit in imagining we're going to get promoted.

Actually, neither Gene or Badoer have had any mileage at all in the F60, but that's Ferrari's own fault.

Jesus Christ.

IN Left leg OUT Left leg SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT

I've made better and more resonant music hitting a wok with a wooden spoon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iBL2Hrb-Q8&feature=channel

That's great news.

And one of your best ever

Those slicks are dodgy too. The teams are forbidden to test Bridgestone slicks on any vehicle during the season. Ferrari are claiming they were GP2 slicks but that seems a little unlikely.

I think the whole testing issue is dumb, but that's another topic. No, Schumacher should not be able to test the F60, purely because Ferrari WOULD take the opportunity to try new components - no doubt about it, anyone would. Jaime didn't test the STR before racing in Hungary and he made a pretty good fist of things. I'm sure a 7 time WDC and veteran of hundreds of GPs can handle the car after 4 hours free practice in Valencia.

I'm paraphrasing*. *lying.

LWS, it's obviously on your mind to renew a couple but the notion that a begging letter from the club would swing it is a little alien to me. I tend to agree with anyone who thinks that invitations to pay for something you don't necessarily want (else you would've already asked) are, at best, rude and intrusive. It's no better than those invitations to sign up to the Reader's Digest draw. The start of a new football season isn't something a fan tends to forget all about. I wonder how many people will turn up for the Millwall game only to slap their foreheads as they remember that they hadn't bought their season ticket. Edit: Just remembered I have to mass email the userbase of SWF, inviting them to sign up for full membership.

'tis true, I am getting on a bit, but I would've hated that at 18 too.

http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/players/Steve+Stricker/41

TBH, Al, it's worth whatever someone will pay for it and if it's a good example you'll have no trouble getting £2k.

Stuff that pops up on HotUKDeals is usually thoroughly looked at by the regulars on there. We've never had any problems with stuff linked from there at any rate.

That explains why only some farts give me a boner.

Why would you say that? Who's the winner in this instance?

Calvin, I should infract you for that. I'm going to edit it and put it down to youthful ignorance. Don't let me down.

Premiership stadium, premiership training ground, premiership fans, premiership forum. Pardew said it himself.

He's going to have a cracking scar!

Illiterate bit*h, sounded like Roseanne Barr.

Subtle rewrite?