Ponty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBrKafA-l2s&feature=channel lol

That's a brilliantly simple idea. Why don't places like Alton Towers do that?

It's going to be confusing for Pardew having two players, one named Jaidi and one named Jahidi.

Yeah, that says basically the same as the link I posted. It's not a very professional way to behave, is it? Latest rumour going around the industry is that Piquet Snr has made inroads into buying the BMW Sauber team, based in Hinwill. It's an expensive way of making sure your son has a job though.

Mine worked. Caused a right kerfuffle.

That's turd.

That's a fact chrisobee. There's no ulterior motive, NP has simply failed to meet his contract performance criteria of scoring 40% of Fernando's points score by mid-season. He's not a happy bunny though. http://en.f1-live.com/f1/en/headlines/news/detail/090803174228.shtml Renault have signed the Concorde agreement now, tying them into F1 until the end of the 2012 season.

It's good, but it's not right. Muppet material methinks.

Ouch.. Someone's not happy. http://en.f1-live.com/f1/en/headlines/news/detail/090803174228.shtml

None so pure as those purified.

Oh noes

I suppose getting a set of clocks from a scrapped GTi wouldn't work, no?

They said awhile ago that they were doing 6 show runs every 4 months or so now, instead of the long summer runs. 5th Gear has actually moved to do the same thing too.

Used to sell that sort of stuff in Halfords, back in the day. It's not quite as easy as it used to be to fit on though, I'm sure. It used to be a case of splicing into a couple of wires, one live, one earth and one on the distributor cap. I bet it's a nighmare now.

I Anglicised it.

Not very nice in a queue in the open air perhaps, but nothing to really get sand in your vagina about I'd say. I can't imagine the 1 part per billion of ciggie smoke is more harmful than eating the food there. Fricking disgusting under cover when passing through one of those fibre-glass tunnels they seem to like there though. That said, if there are people smoking in non-designated areas, they deserve all the righteous piety you can muster.

What you on about Willis? Are we talking about people who smoke in the open air or under cover in one of those ridiculous queues?

I'm also pretty sure they don't give you a free window (in a box - so to speak) when you have one fitted. I think the idea is that, in a typical 8 window house, you only pay for 4 if they do the whole lot.

They probably won't get that long on here.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/HAYNES-MANUAL-Vauxhall-Opel-Corsa-53-to-06-reg-NEW_W0QQitemZ220460566954QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_CarParts_Vehicles_Manuals_Litterature_ET?hash=item33547949aa&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14 Will pay for itself in one use. Check it's the right one though, there was a model change in '03.

Let's build him a statue.

Did you actually read that link before you posted it? Go back and have another look. I'm not sure Gwent has a PO postcode. The Paulsgrove estate incident was something different altogether. FFS, how many Doctors would live on a Council estate in Paulsgrove?

One In A Million. Better than both Patience and Civil War.

Has anyone mentioned that we are debt free yet?