Ponty

I hear BWP missed his train. It was close but he fluffed it at the last second.

Hmmmm... Try swallowing the PC then getting your GP to get you an MRI scan due to abdominal pains.

I'll just alter the title a tad, as "Latest On Stern John" sounds like you're going to give us news rather than ask for it.

Yep, always fit the tyres with the most tread to the rear of the car - even front wheel drive. It's lateral grip you need at the back.

A few people are looking to get banned from this particular part of the site. There is no reason to bring petty, antagonistic posts to this, the holiest of all the sub-fora. Knock it off, please.

Put the PC in an MRI for a few minutes.

DMG and BWP both out? What are we going to do now to score high in the "Shots off target" category?

I've done some checking and it would appear that Hitler died before Jacko was born. I suspect this has been faked up.

Sounds good.

I don't understand this. We've had plenty of blue away kits even in recent memory. Rank Xerox/Draper/Dimplex/Sanderson/Friends Provident have all had their name on a blue kit.

Pretty rubbish take up, considering that most of them will be the returning boycotters, no?

Kevin, not BWP, for clarity.

Hope he stays. He's the best natural striker we've had since Phillips left. He just requires more motivation than most.

This shirt will separate the men from the boys. It'll hang like snot from a toddler's nose off of the rounded shoulders of most of our feeble squad.

Small point; I believe "Ludacris" is a rapper and actor of some sort, whereas "Ludicrous" is the word you seek to describe the anti-Billy Davies quotes. I actually disagree; I would not like to see Davies here at all.

We'll know that BWP has if he gets a new contract.

"Rag head" is a derogatory term. Whether you believe you're applying it as such is more a question of your ignorance than that fact. Also, whining about infractions is pathetic, especially when it's as blatantly deserving as yours. The only question that remains is, do you get another 4 points for continuining to use the phrase?

Don't be such a baby, you got plenty of complaints from your peers too. I'm not exactly sure who you're trying to impress here.

Ha, brilliant!

Perhaps the guy they want is currently away on holiday...

I was sat at the traffic lights on the A44, right at the start of the runway at Kidlington airfield as a Hurricane came into land. I thought it was gonna strafe me with machine gun fire - **** me was that loud!

Every day you'll be wondering if it's going to go pop again

Says a lot really....

It is.

Perhaps if we all backed off a bit a fresh start might be possible. After all we're about to enjoy the most exciting, and hopefully fan-friendly, era at the club for over a decade. It'd be nice if that could translate to SWF too.