Ponty

Thank you, Sherlock, but these IPs aren't masked, they resolve just fine

Neither Kadeem, Wiltshire, AFoM, Junction 9 (who's that?), Orn, are posting from the same IP, in fact only 2 resolve to the same county, so you can drop that right now.

Good point. I should've asked if his car was made of mahogany before dishing out advice willy-nilly.

Do they smell of jizz?

We didn't start to decorate until the old owners had moved out though.

Annoyingly, they're not offering the same free upgrades that they did between the 2G and 3G models, over here. There is a new operating system for the 3G which addresses a great deal of the differences though but we're stuck with that ****ty camera.

I can understand you trying to avoid the swear filter by adding that "j" to cu*ts, but the rest of the sentence would have been ok written normally, tbh.

This thread title makes me chuckle every time I see it. It's not really "of the highest order" at all, is it?

I expect no less nowadays. There are so many scum in Britain. While the children are stamping on deer (and for those who don't understand: it's not the death of a deer that's sickening it's the fact that anyone would want to kick and stamp on one for no reason other than to see it die) the parents are voting in fascist parties. I'm not wringing my hands about it all though. F**k 'em. If the kids are happy to act like c**ts then I'm happy to carry on polluting with my car, burning fossil fuels and generally not giving a sh*t about what sort of planet we'll be leaving them.

Exactly

If I were on TV.

You haven't stopped to think whether any other badges/ribbons have been previously approved then? Maybe, the pin badges in question will also be approved if the request is made formally. Hey, that would make for a pretty lame news story though, right?

Indeed. I'm going to protest outside my work, where only corporate clothing is allowed.

And so the divide begins. That didn't take long, did it?

I don't like that chair...

Simple then, stick the missus's chair out in the garage for now.

Meh, they weigh nothing and would be a feature needed for your forthcoming racing pod anyway.

Get yourself an old Recaro or Cobra style bucket seat off eBay and knock together a frame to sit it on.

That's why we got rid.

Wasn't that the point of moving to New Zealand?

Wait til this gets back to POL. Things will turn bad then.

Ok, ok, I'll have a word about getting you your own "Washing & Ironing" forum.

I still don't think England are ruthless enough.

Yep, silicone is the main ingredient in modern wax-free furniture polishes.

Perhaps they'd rather not have the sports media camped outside their home/office right now. I can respect that.