Ponty

38%, same as Jensen (Whoooooooooo?)

Approximately 5000 helium-filled party balloons should lift you into the air. Let us know how you get on.

Yet, arguably they should be.

A spray of furniture polish on your fingertips and wiped along the blade, after you've cleaned it, should sort it.

Or the only two prepared to risk listing pornographic sites by name not being considered posting offensive material by the mods/admin.

Cab? Once you're as close as you can get, obviously.

Arthur Rd, Shirley.

Poor doddery old **** probably doesn't know any better. Nevermind lads, it was on the cards really.

He's going to make a fair few friends tonight.

That'd be us.

I get excited when I see new posts off of the main board this time of night.

I was hoping for a typo in your post so that I could quote it as the millionth word. Alas, none...

Invert the colours.

Is is Ron Dennis, trying to do what Flav has done at QPR? It might explain his retirement from the F1 team.

Yeah, visited by people in much the same way that car crash photos are viewed. Everyone's disgusted but they can't turn away.

Is that so? A first there got me a department at Leeds Uni and then a role with a Formula One team, one of the hardest careers to break in the UK.

Hmmm. We'll see...

I can't work out that site at all. The threads aren't very intuitive.

This is one of those things that you want to believe, so badly, but you know is absolute b*llocks.

I've had words. That was very disturbing...

This is true.. I actually had a look back and was bloody surprised to see that.

http://en.f1-live.com/f1/en/index.shtml http://www.autosport.com/f1/

I'm turning my phone off.

Oh, that far in the past. Fair dos.

When were we ever great at home?