Ponty

No one ever questions haemorrhoids.

He's right though. He may be as clueless as the rest of them but he's definitely right about Labour allowing this, amongst other things, to go unchecked during their entire term.

Someone should take the opportunity to buy both clubs and merge them.

Got Xmas day, Boxing day and New Years day off, but someone will be on call and I'm not sure who yet.

Nark.

I drove for 11 years with my old address on my licence and amassed 14 points during that time, yet I never had this mentioned to me - even though they were returning an endorsed licence to various addresses, none of which were the one on the licence.

And Suzuki. Mind you, standard engines and g-boxes was NEVER the way to go in WRC. That's just obvious. I'm not even sure the Scoob could've been modified for that anyway, given its natural, low-slung Boxer engine configuration.

Just goes to prove that upsetting pensioners is alright but you ought to think twice before upsetting anyone with a knowledge of firearms and explosives.

Did I hear this morning that any overpayments are not going to be reclaimed? That's gotta be a first.

Back on topic: Women are a nightmare to buy for, especially when they don't tell you what they really want... However, when they do tell you exactly what they want, and you buy something different, you only have yourself to blame.

I'm more of a tree "nod my head to" er. I can't abide racism, or any kind of bigotry/discrimination for that matter, but I'm not exactly going to join Greenpeace any time soon either. Give me a V8 over a squirrel any day.

Turkey is garbage. I can't understand why anyone would eat it for arguably the best meal of the year when most people wouldn't touch it for the other 364 days.

Very good Kadeem.

Ever?

D'Artagnan.

How much ms?

There's a bit of Branfoot in St Landrew it seems

But Hamilton has no personality.

Our 'local' seller pronounces it "Bishoo". Until she learns to say "Big Issue" I shall not be parting with my hard-earned, and even then I probably won't.

Happy to help, Dog.

The Wildhearts in Oxford last week. Sheer entertainment and as tight as a drum.

Lay off Hypo, that's unnecessary.

Go out to your car and hold the various buttons on the fob down, in turn, for a few seconds each. Most VAG cars have a feature that will open all of the windows if this is done, probably some emergency thing. If the windows do open I reckon you either sat on your keys and activated the appropriate button or the battery is starting to go on the fob.

Ah, but I managed to park outside of a designated bay, due to there being a whole line of cars parked outside of their designated bays.

Vive la revolution!