Ponty

Miss Marple?

Yes, we're in a position to laugh. ahahahahahaha

She drives a Nissan or a Fiesta. The rest? I'd have mentioned that in the original post I think. Let's hope we find out.

Dammit, I meant to say; That joke has turned 16 now. Give it a rest.

This stopped being funny (was it ever funny?) months ago. Give it a rest. Oh, and it's "too" not "to".

Ok chaps, let's not turn this into a "Who's better than who" slanging match. Fact of the matter is, for whatever reason Saintkip chose to get himself banned. I think it's a shame personally, perhaps his contributions weren't highbrow but on TMS nothing is meant to be, and he amused me with his mad gambling skillz! Anyway, it was his choice, so there's no need to feel aggrieved at the site for him making it.

TBF, everone forgets the 10 place grid penalties handed out to Ferrari last year for "not receiving the memo about extreme wet tyres being fitted" and things like that. This case is less about Ferrari and more about the FIA.

Go on then, I'm intrigued. How the hell do you lose control going in what's essentially a straight line?

I'm pretty sure our accountants won't go for that.

I don't understand why, at the start of the season, many of you argued with Professor about his point of view, claiming he was deluded and wrong, yet now he's come around and seen the evidence himself (changing his opinion in the process) you're still giving him grief. Which is right then; disagreeing with you or agreeing with you?

You'll never get sponsorship with posts like that.

A motocross bike.

Ouch jeez. Best of luck to her then. Congrats all round.

How many stitches?

Feck, if anybody really wanted to buy us we've been on the market for a couple of years. No one wants to buy us.

It's not, and never will be, the answer.

Lallana is the only other candidate, surely? I'd give it to Kelvin though. Our 'Goals conceded' column would be far more horrendous without him.

Also, the victory against Brum WAS a good result, any way you choose to look at it. They're not exactly a shadow of their Premiership side, are they? The Derby reaction may seem a little overdone but considering many of us see SFC as the team that other teams or players end their record-breaking "goalless streak", "losing run", "haven't won away for a year", "can't buy a goal", "haven't scored 7 in a competitive match since 1900" runs against, that win was a very pleasant surprise. I had us as a nailed-on defeat and we weren't even playing badly back then.

Max out! The whole thing smells tbh.

I know. The answer is "Yes", obviously. Whether it's a positive difference is anyone's guess.

Not too shabby all things considered. A pretty strong performance against a team tipped by their fans to do pretty well but who find themselves near the foot of their league. Some worthy individual efforts on a chilly autumn evening in Sheffield. The boys should be proud. Anyway, enough about Rotherham. Saints were ****.

lol sounds a cracker that one.

The cup is ours!

Eh up? What happened there then?

Heads up fellas: Scott's mum is emotionally vulnerable and drunk. Could be a result tonight after all.