Ponty

Maybe, with enough practice. At least he won't have a father and half-brother kicking his arse at his chosen sport.

Any good at what?

The YMCA rehearsals were going really badly.

Are you my sister?

Why would anyone wish we were Leicester after a sixth of the season? If the positions are the same with 7 games to go I might have a rethink.

Cue "Who cares about spelling on an internet forum?" ...or should that be queue? No, I know it isn't, before anyone replies.

Don't sell yourself short PB.

I think he's very astute.

It includes non-subscribers who've posted within a specific time period. I think it's 30 days.

Z as in Zebra, not Z as in Zebra.

Ahem, "wheres" should be "where are" in this instance. I'd even settle for "where're".

Not half as much as you abuse yourself, I'll wager.

All 37 of them? Not nice at all.

Perhaps no one's offered any money?

Twists My Melon.

Unfortunately most American shows just don't know when to stop. They start out new, interesting and fresh and flog the franchise to death until it becomes stale to the point that you start to hate everything about it and forget that at one time it was awesome. Granted, there are one or two which haven't succumbed to that, The Wire for one, but most of the 'big' ones in the past have certainly done it.

Stop panicking for one. Your 30s will be better than your 20s anyway.

I still blame Harry.

Ah yes, that.

Just needed you to know that it's what he would have wanted.

Perhaps they've been left in the boardroom at SMS. That'd explain the stink.

JK Rowling - Giving money to lost causes.

TBF I've seen worse bands plying their trade on Myspace 'n that but they're pretty awful.

And Geri wasn't thin.