Ponty

You sold it but now have it for sale again 6 months later?

McSheffrey always makes us look like mugs when he plays against us.

People who spend all their time b**ching instead of taking a long, hard look at themselves.

That rumour doesn't really tie in with that link though. It sounds like he's going back to try and get a first team spot.

Rubbish tout?

Ron Davez?

Bloody hell, how tall is your house?

Battle Abbey.

Talking of dodgy photos of Red Bull personnel...

Shall we not turn this into something it shouldn't be?

You're over thinking this, Ari. It will do us no harm at all to have the best 22 players in the division, even if we can only play 11 at a time.

It's probably not a lot worse than the original and anyone who gets their arse in a cramp over it needs psychotherapy. All football songs sound trite, especially that bloody New Order sh*t.

Sounds like you've got it covered. What's the plate?

There are a lot of decent facts within that report. I'm not suggesting that adds any credibility to the rumour, it just makes a nice change to read something in the press that isn't full of errors.

If you buy a new game, and hate it, You can return it within 10 days for a full refund. The guy in Gamestation told me that. I felt it was slightly open to abuse but apparently it is the case.

There's a 6 year expected service life on televisions, according to Trading Standards. Threaten to get them involved if you have no joy.

At least there's no conscience issue buying knock-off footy gear made in sweatshops in China. All the genuine stuff is made in sweatshops anyway.

Cheers!

Why is that bloke painting his carpet?

Why's that?

It'd rub off, surely?

Well, that's more magnanimous a post than I'd expect from most.

As long as that t*at Balls doesn't get in.

Oh, Boo Hoo, Germany lose a midfielder.