Ponty

Some c**t with his arse out!

At least when you get mugged for your shirts in SA you'll have the last laugh knowing that they're only stealing knock-offs.

At the Plume?

I wouldn't trust an eyewitness report. One described it as a single-barrelled shotgun with a telescopic sight. Like anyone would have a 'scope on a shotgun.

No. Most are just bad puns or state the bleedin' obvious.

I was raised in a bungalow. I didn't have a set of stairs to fall down until I was 10 or 11.

Arse, missed it.

It can be hideously expensive too, unless you pre-arrange something with your operator first. Most have some sort of bolt-on package for exactly this type of situation.

I can't wait for the season to start so everyone's got something more tangible to b*tch about. This is doing my head in.

Decades.

Roots Manuva? lol

Steve Winwood?

No wai!!!!

I think I probably covered all this on the video thread it was originally posted on, but thanks for the heads up.

I prefer this solo version by Trent Reznor. IMO it kicks the arse of his original NiN version and the Johnny Cash one too (although Reznor arranged and played on the Cash version too, I believe). Nothing special about the video though, so it probably doesn't belong here.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cefrrdRUid4

It must be bloody annoying to have hayfever. It's certainly annoying for us that don't when someone nearby spends all sodding day sneezing at 120dB.

I saw that. I was impressed with how clear the screen was, despite it being outdoors, in the sun and via a camera.

Surely you've been on here long enough that people will disappointed whichever way things go?

Because he gave both of them their professional debuts?

It's a good little ditty.

Yeah, watched it. The Schumacher incident was a glaring omission but it wasn't the Ronaldo wink that should've given way for it. The Romanian hair-dying incident?

---------------Green------------------- Johnson----Terry----Ferdinand----A Cole Milner------Gerrard----Lampard----J Cole ---------Crouch-------Rooney---------- No brainer, IMO.

I would say this one... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npOmoXbfLRQ but it doesn't seem quite as impressive to me now as it did over a decade ago.

One day, the Stones will finally release a great "Best Of" album, with about 20 really good songs which span their entire career, and they will be the only 20 worth talking about.

The Beatles were ok in the later years when they were smacked off their tits but the early jingle-jangle pop stuff is just cringeworthy. Just an opinion.