Ponty

Davies, low volley from the left of the area.

Did her cheeks really look like Aunt Sally's?

Hugh Anka.

Balls only kept his seat oop north by a handful of votes, didn't he? Or was that his missus?

I wonder why the Madrid players had to get their kids to make their shirt numbers.

I don't know whether to lock this or move it. Which would cause least offence?

At least tell us who you're complaining about. Jeez.

TbH, I'd ask anyone posting an irrelevant photo in every post to stop.

Why do we have to have that picture in every post, SG?

Ironically, bastard is a legitimate word.

I know a Simon Bennett from Eastleigh.

Nope, they still blame the Footballing authorities, when Storrie could have blown the whistle at any time. This all comes down on him, I'm afraid.

As above. Let's use one of the other threads. Cheers.

It's probably about time we banned politics from this forum, once more. No one seems to be able to be grown up about it any more.

Except football isn't random like the lottery.

So we're pretty much writing this off already then?

Yep. I'd even push Cole into left midfield if necessary. Which of the players I'd drop are good enough for England then?

If Pompey go pop in the next week, we need to be ready for the revised play-off schedule? That must be it!

Not particularly liberal of you, Robbo. There are a lot of elderly people in Merryoak.

Meh. At least I can console myself that forgetting to enter a prediction for the Ipswich game made no difference in the end. I would've been pig sick to miss out by less than 10 points.

What's the reserve on it? I'd hate to see it go too cheap. The interior is a bit "WOW" but it's a beautiful car, nonetheless.

I'd leave out Carragher, Upson, A Johnson, Lennon, Parker, Barry and Heskey

Weirdos. All of you.

Of course it matters. This is the global perception of Pakistan at the moment. http://edition.cnn.com/2010/OPINION/05/05/zakaria.pakistan.terror/index.html

You only get 7 letters in Scrabble.