If anyone out there intends to start wearing a toupee, take this as a warning to choose carefully!!
Golden syrup
A full head of (fake) hair: Councillor Bill Blenkinsop
Here’s one you may have missed. Great Aycliffe council, in County Durham, wasted £50,000 of taxpayers’ money on a 16-month legal squabble over a chair.
The ‘who sits where’ dispute involved Lib Dem councillor Billy Blenkinsop and Labour’s Dorothy Bowman. How the hell did this pathetic playground scrap end up in front of a tribunal, consuming so much time and money?
Then I saw a photograph of Councillor Blenkinsop. It’s one of the most hilarious syrups I’ve ever seen. (Syrup of figs, madam.)
Clearly, a man who is prepared to leave the house in such an absurd toupee has no sense of the ridiculous.
If you can top this Crown Topper, send a picture to me at the Mail. Mark your entry: Syrup Watch.
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