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It's the council's choice Jamie. They don't give a **** what you as their poxy tenant thinks. Us homeowners can do wtf we want.

This is really cutting edge satire. Bafta for Frank the ****

Will it be as unreliable as all the others?

We have a new manager. That has to be equivalent to at least two signings.

Cortese banned the selling of Twixes at Sms because they were deemed too common.

Cortese's contribution to the club makes Le Tiss's look insignificant in comparison. Good to see our chairman come out and explain his Atkins decision thoroughly as everybody asked him to do. We are blessed.

Pmsl at Turkish's desperately aspirational clobber. Funny how far some dole plebs can make their cheques go these days.

That was in December. You're a month out.

I'll be provoking Jamie (aka GayDays) on the mongboard.

I think the mods should moderate whilst wearing blindfolds to ensure greater consistency in their actions.

Still not convinced Saints were even interested in this player.

Mark Hughes Peter Reid Pele

Why the **** would inter accept a lower bid and refuse a higher one? Slit jockeys.

Writers should be able to use commas. Fact.

They've just released a new song through free download on their site and I like it. There's a falsetto and some synths. it's kind of like Aha I reckon. Do you?

I'm not very good at it. Does anyone like it? How can I improve?

Why do they take action with such inconsistency and drain the life out of the forum? Is it deliberate?

@tancredipalmeri: Huge news re Coutinho. I will report it live in studio at 11.15pm on @talkSPORT

I was monging about on there from 2002 I believe. Sad fact.

Adkins would certainly be offered a bigger job than Huddersfield. This is the man about who most people were tearing their hair out once hearing he'd been sacked, and now we're suggesting he manage Huddersfield!

Does anyone know of any sites where I might be able to watch the first Saints game without Atkins in charge?

Given the way the sacking was handled, what did you honestly expect?

Where has all this talk of "leaving the club in tears" come from anyway? Any solid evidence?

Love this.

Ok, I've got my hankie, but am I still supposed to wear my face paints and Gordon Strachan wig?