John Boy Saint

If Koeman can get a Saints team to take West Ham apart (a niggly side for us recently) with a bit of tinkering with the new boys it would be funny to upset the applecart and be right in the mix at the top, especially for those players so eager to get out the door in a May.

When are folks going to wake up to the fact that Fonte can't play the left side of central defence.

Sky just went to a break with exciting news to come, be funny as he'll if we had done a Forlan on Man Utd and pegged down Falcao too........... Jim White would explode

They must have a deal with the local Eastern European car wash if the players have to drive down the same muddy farm track to training every day.

How the chuff can he be a better frigging option when the bugger doesn't put himself into a position to be picked every bloody week, Jeez!!!!!

But but everyone knows 'Ull is in the Mystical East!!

Newport County? Newry City? As for Kirsty Gallagher, went to the BMW Golf at Wentworth and she was doing the Winners MC doings on the 18th Green. Boy did she look uncomfortable, Stiletto heals on a superb putting surface!!! not sure whether her discomfort was from trying to prevent herself from sinking into the grass or that she knew the Greenkeeper was lurking out of sight watching for heel sinkage through the sight of his Martini Snipers rifle.

That is far too cheap, surely we still owe them a ripping off after they palmed Tommy Fourpast off on us!

I would expect no less from that tosspot Mike Dean

Better not play any nippers otherwise they will all be tapped up before they get back on the bus, with Master Chambers leading the whispers.

Whilst the World Cup reports were an enjoyable read. How great to have the balanced no holds barred Saints tinted match reports back, and as always an amusing read, the Photo heading for the WBA game was spot on, as when the board went up for 3 added minutes after the 90 the initial thought was oh good we can go home soon, tinged with 3 minutes Ref?!! You really must be a masochist to want to poke up with this for much longer. Cheers

Different page in the book now, they dinged relegation due to early form before Ollie rocked up, we looked exciting and tidy all last season. Funny old game!

Cobblers Woy will play the clown Smalling at right back, he can't see the right player to play in the right position beyond the name ironed onto the back of the shirt on a weekend.

Blimey boys playing with fire here, surely you remember Franny has a dark side (just ask Roy Keane) and you are putting rule one in play by posting a piccy of his little Girl!!!!!

Ah-ha! Smaller fans= smaller bums= narrower seats= larger capacity through being able to squeeze more seats into a row to stick the smaller bums on!! (I think it was all a bit of a hurry and in reality someone has dropped a huge b*llock)

Mr Tickler, (you haven't been following either of the kit threads), you would think so but when the young lady in the store who I spoke to who must have been 5'2" ish turns round and says she is having to wear 2XL and not being anywhere a 2XL male sized Lady then you know something is awry. They are even looking at going up to Size 7XL "because they came in much smaller than anticipated". Ah well it's only supposed to be for a season.

That alone make me think that we are expecting a visit to the Megastore from outer space by that Blue Woman diva Plavalaguna from Luc Bessons 5th Element! Sour Mash the boy dies not lie, I am 5'8" with broad shoulders that is the only part that fits with comfort, from there down it's the twilight zone.......... You could easily turn up at an away game as a drag act by losing your strides and replacing them with a nice pair of heels and you could still bend over without flashing your Calvins to the world!

Interesting listening to normal folks interviewed on the subject, most of them are fearful of the unknown beyond money. Passports, Driving licences, not automatically being part of the EU and the advantages that offers small countries, these things and more that they have received no clear convincing answers on with a month to go.

Interesting listening to normal folks interviewed on the subject, most of them are fearful of the unknown beyond money. Passports, Driving licences, not automatically being part of the EU and the advantages that offers small countries, these things and more that they have received no clear convincing answers on with a month to go.

It would be great to see him again if only to recreate probably the best sale of a dummy ever seen at SMS (sadly I cant remember the Oppo's right now), but one minute the lad is defending his wing when Belmadi makes him an offer he can't refuse, and a split second later the poor lad is metaphorically standing under the Bargate in a state of confusion as to how he ended up there!

It would be great to see him again if only to recreate probably the best sale of a dummy ever seen at SMS (sadly I cant remember the Oppo's right now), but one minute the lad is defending his wing when Belmadi makes him an offer he can't refuse, and a split second later the poor lad is metaphorically standing under the Bargate in a state of confusion as to how he ended up there!

You would expect no less from a Citeh fan.

You would expect no less from a Citeh fan.

Undoubtedly Phil Boyer................................. He would have had a hattrick!

Undoubtedly Phil Boyer................................. He would have had a hattrick!