John Boy Saint

Half asleep nearly missed this weeks edition, as always a fine unbiased view of the weekends events, although as goal 6-7- and 8 went in you must of thought I am going to be writing this till Friday. cheers

Blimey if that were to happen I think we all might be a little bit dizzy!!

Late into the conversation on tonight, driving back from Scotland listening to Radio 5, jeez was there some balcox on there. The big bru-ha-ha was Ballotelli swapping shirts at half time with Pepe the guy marking him, now quite honestly I couldn't give 2 figs for the players that left us as compared to what we have replaced them with they are a pile of shiny whatsit. I will add that I begrudge Sir Rickie not, but when the tosspots carrying out the postmortem on Liverpool and the shabby result of tonight, say Rickie has no confidence or experience in CL you think hang on you bell ends here is a bloke who you said would struggle in the Championship err nope, here is a chap who you said will struggle in the Premiership: err I don't think so, here is a man who you said will struggle for England: well the Jocks will disagree and Danny Welbeck never had such great service. So go figure on Champions League. Some Charlie came out of the Liverpool presser saying Rodgers was blowing sunshine up Lallanas backside for his performance second half, well that's what should happen when you replace a £16m player (and fruit loop) with a £25m player: ya numptie!! Best line of all out of all the cobblers was last season when Spurs sold Bale for shedloads then spent £100m+ Brendon Rodgers comment to that was if you spend £100m in one transfer window you should be top 4 by rights: stick an exercise book down your trousers Brendon cos that Dog is about to bite you on the @R$e!! (And don't even think of coming shopping in Southampton again) Tunes were switched on at that point the Tosh was getting so silly!! (and I drank a glass of very nice Welsh Malt Whisky a little too quickly when I got in after 400 miles before posting: sorry folks)

Ooo-errr! Had a trip on the train to Southampton from Basingstoke for one game and drank ourselves to SMS pub to pub, we ended up in the Chapel Arms checked the ales and went with the best of a bad bunch (jeez it went straight through me as if my mouth was connected directly to the old chap), so wished we had stayed in the Royal Oak down by Debenhams as the beer was much much better. The Waterfront gets quite busy on a Matchday with Saints fans and a few foreign bodies too.

"Ah here comes big Vic, if I stick the ball right there and he does what the crowd will tell him then that should be in the back of the net........... there you go, Easy peasy!". I can't remember folks in every stand singing one players name as one so soon into a Saints career, that will be petrol in his tank without a doubt. My friend in Holland supports Twente and they all want him back............ Strangely though he says the amount of his mates talking about Southampton is amazing.

Nah! Young Ryan's just faster..... It was all the Emperors new clothes at left back for us last season. :-)

It's a Dutch thing, 3 kisses just for good friends.

Ah now you say that about Plough lane the potatoes have fallen out on my ears............ I knew it was a return to Wimbledon.

If you have them behind you next week, give them some brochures for weekends away in Madrid, they might be happy then: plonkers.

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He is very good.

It always beggars belief a handful with reasons to go but so many when there were still potential goals in the game and we still had our foot to the floor, a memorable day to see out until the end regardless. Anyway this is a dangerous subject.

Unlikely seeing as Mrs JBS likes her fix of Footie, regardless of who is playing.

Cousins are Bury fans, they said p*rtsm*uth were the worst team they have seen at Gigg lane this season, bizarrely they were singing OWTS at 3-0 down, which my cousins found slightly confusing.

Sky +'d the SNF Game of the day: there until the machine goes phutt.

What an enjoyable afternoon, folks may say that Sunderland were woeful but boy are we a hungry animal, they must have doubled the goal scoring bonus this season because everyone wants a crack. When Dusan scored his goal I can't remember the last time the whole stadium sang a new players name. Also what a treat to have substitutions like Wanyama and Manė coming on and increasing the grip on the throat. When I walked out of SMS after the Leverkusen pre season game with the thought that what I have seen doesn't strike any fear into me for the season, I had not one inkling that we would be this much of a potent force.

A Lady stuck the knife right into Roy tonight on 606, before getting onto Saints marvellous win she had the presence of mind to ask what more dies Clyne have to do to get into the England team. This starting a heated debate with Robbie Savage batting for young Nathaniel.

It's about time the MOTM poll had an option to vote for Everyone.

Hardest thing to decide on today is what to wear as it's quite warm out for October................. Standing by to get the piddle taken out of me now!!

Try and get to see the Flaming Dragon below Wavel castle by the river in the dark, only goes off now and again makes folks jump. Not the end of the world if you miss it. The spiced Vodka with the orange colour and orange lid Phil mentioned Wódka Żoładowa Gorzka: fresh out of the Freezer a very cheeky little addiction........... As Phil said take a big bag actually take a bigger bag and bring back a couple of big bottles for me.......... Please.

It would if you choose edit my original post and infer the complete opposite about the team you allegedly support, whilst also stating the bleeding obvious to suit your own negative agenda........................... Jeez!

Good news to get an excellent player nailed down.

Watching the Graziano interview, its massive positive statement for Saints, being picked for your national team whilst playing for Southampton, Italy is a big gun on the International stage with a big pool of players to dip into, Morgan playing for France, Nathaniel getting called into England as well as the 4 last season, and Jose for Portugal, all called up for the first time playing for us. There will be players out there who in the future will be on our shopping list and whilst CL football might not be on the agenda with us just yet, the opportunity to be seen for an International call up is a tempting selling point to play for the Saints, as every Football player dreams of playing for their National side one day. Apologies for the aside Well done Ronald and Graziano.

Went there 5 years ago booked airport transfer and the Aushwitz & Salt Mines full day tour with the folks in the like below. Stunningly when transferring us to the hotel the driver was chatting on his mobile, when he finished he said you are on the tour tomorrow we will pick you up at 8:30 to 9am and because tomorrow's tour has more people than usual the price has reduced!!!! (Nowhere in the world have I known that, but it's paid off as I have now advertised them on here). The whole day was excellent value. http://www.KrakowShuttle.com Also been to Krakow with work and eaten happily in both these restaurants http://chimera.com.pl/en/restauracja/ Mrs JBS prefers here though http://www.kawaleria.com.pl/?lang=en Both just off the Rynek. along the same alley as Kawaleria is a coffee shop - bar that serves Hot Chocolate not powder based but actual hot chocolate very strange yet surprisingly nice without being sickly.

Manure and Chelski games help to boost the income through the facility payment................. Still can't believe that Liverpool were on TV 28 times out of 38 last season thus pushing them above Champions Citeh in the TV money earnings.