John Boy Saint

Whilst the World Cup reports were an enjoyable read. How great to have the balanced no holds barred Saints tinted match reports back, and as always an amusing read, the Photo heading for the WBA game was spot on, as when the board went up for 3 added minutes after the 90 the initial thought was oh good we can go home soon, tinged with 3 minutes Ref?!! You really must be a masochist to want to poke up with this for much longer. Cheers

Different page in the book now, they dinged relegation due to early form before Ollie rocked up, we looked exciting and tidy all last season. Funny old game!

Cobblers Woy will play the clown Smalling at right back, he can't see the right player to play in the right position beyond the name ironed onto the back of the shirt on a weekend.

Blimey boys playing with fire here, surely you remember Franny has a dark side (just ask Roy Keane) and you are putting rule one in play by posting a piccy of his little Girl!!!!!

Ah-ha! Smaller fans= smaller bums= narrower seats= larger capacity through being able to squeeze more seats into a row to stick the smaller bums on!! (I think it was all a bit of a hurry and in reality someone has dropped a huge b*llock)

Mr Tickler, (you haven't been following either of the kit threads), you would think so but when the young lady in the store who I spoke to who must have been 5'2" ish turns round and says she is having to wear 2XL and not being anywhere a 2XL male sized Lady then you know something is awry. They are even looking at going up to Size 7XL "because they came in much smaller than anticipated". Ah well it's only supposed to be for a season.

That alone make me think that we are expecting a visit to the Megastore from outer space by that Blue Woman diva Plavalaguna from Luc Bessons 5th Element! Sour Mash the boy dies not lie, I am 5'8" with broad shoulders that is the only part that fits with comfort, from there down it's the twilight zone.......... You could easily turn up at an away game as a drag act by losing your strides and replacing them with a nice pair of heels and you could still bend over without flashing your Calvins to the world!

Interesting listening to normal folks interviewed on the subject, most of them are fearful of the unknown beyond money. Passports, Driving licences, not automatically being part of the EU and the advantages that offers small countries, these things and more that they have received no clear convincing answers on with a month to go.

Interesting listening to normal folks interviewed on the subject, most of them are fearful of the unknown beyond money. Passports, Driving licences, not automatically being part of the EU and the advantages that offers small countries, these things and more that they have received no clear convincing answers on with a month to go.

It would be great to see him again if only to recreate probably the best sale of a dummy ever seen at SMS (sadly I cant remember the Oppo's right now), but one minute the lad is defending his wing when Belmadi makes him an offer he can't refuse, and a split second later the poor lad is metaphorically standing under the Bargate in a state of confusion as to how he ended up there!

It would be great to see him again if only to recreate probably the best sale of a dummy ever seen at SMS (sadly I cant remember the Oppo's right now), but one minute the lad is defending his wing when Belmadi makes him an offer he can't refuse, and a split second later the poor lad is metaphorically standing under the Bargate in a state of confusion as to how he ended up there!

You would expect no less from a Citeh fan.

You would expect no less from a Citeh fan.

Undoubtedly Phil Boyer................................. He would have had a hattrick!

Undoubtedly Phil Boyer................................. He would have had a hattrick!

Intelligence if you bother to actually watch him he does actually read the game very well when he is doing his main job of defending, sadly though he does punctuate this by playing the odd howler of an out ball that makes him look like he is wearing square boots, which in turn has everyone watching with their heart in their mouths as it re asserts the pressure from the oppos he has just relieved: sadly that one or two moments in a game clouds folks view on him overall. Jose has similar moments but seems to get forgiven. Yoshida was bought to replace/cover Jose and Lovren was bought to partner Yoshida playing in his natural position on the right side of the central defenders. And fair play to Jose he saw this and upped his game which ultimately kept Yoshida out of the side last year.

Sprout!!! Grrrrr! 0Someone said 2 weeks ago on my Birthday 50 is the new 30!!

Always a fantastic sound.

Thanks for making me feel old......... I was 20

I will play.................... A little. Job: Sales - Marketing - Product Development Manager Industry: Housewares - I am a Wooden Spoon salesman. Approx Annual salary before tax without bonus: Not enough for what I do compared to other employees of the company Typical bonus: Commission heavy, which makes me a top end earner in the industry. Approx take home after tax: Mrs JBS pays for nowt and I still have enough left to have frivolous moments. Approximate location: Ampshoire but UK is my domain and a dalliance world wide is sometimes thrust into my lap. Years of working experience directly relevant to your job: 29 years Level of education: CSE's and University of Life Additional job perks e.g. company car/shares: nice car, bosses have property abroad and twice a year we bugger off and play Golf probably totalling 10 days a year. Typical hours worked per week: if you divided my salary by hours worked I am probably sub minimum wage.

A few Red cards across the various leagues this afternoon.

Gone to see if he can find plan B

Ticker on Soccer Saturday: OFF Ryan Bowman (Torquay)................................ FIGHT!

See Mike Dean is on the Old Trafford payroll, let's the Manure player off for sliding in studs up and hurting himself, then books Dyer for a perfectly good combative ball winning tackle.

You haven't quite grasped the personality of these fine pages yet my friend, it's a schizophrenic, glass half full, glass half empty, optimistic, cynical, euphoric, depressed, happy, confused. Most of us have figured out this summer that FFP has kicked the steps away for a new face to dare challenge for the title on a level playing field, and that these kind of deals help to build our own set of steps. The personality of this thread has been playful, which normally equates to the majority being happy with the new partnership. And in reality the comments on these pages are made by a very tiny minority of the Saints fan base. Still if Garmin are reading this, any chance of actually answering my technical question that you promised to answer by 2 days ago?