John Boy Saint

Wimbledon Starts on Monday so we have a Jock to get excited about and a more realistic chance if getting to the semis!!

They have their feet on the gas

Bloody hoof ball out from the back it's Leyton Orient v Uraguay

............... and make him shift from buttock to buttock whilst he sits typing in uncomfortable embarrassment!

Blimey 600 mile round trip!! That is a ball-ache journey on a weekend when all the numpties are out driving in their own little world, in their wheeled tin boxes.

Ooooh I don't know, the one that sticks in my head was that Jerome(?) goal at Stoke to make it 3-3 as it left his foot a mile out you thought "oh cobblers", when it rocketed into the net I was not alone in the Saints section at finding my hands were spontaneously clapping at such a strike seeing it for what it was. in a similar vein I recall the Steaua game in 2003 at SMS second half they had a sublime sequence of play between each of them and a very large number of Saints fans around SMS broke into spontaneous applause. If you like football there are times when you sometimes can't help but admire something the oppo's do in a game even if it hurts. Back on Topic: I have a mate who supports Manure and on paper boy do they have a soft start, Moyes must be thinking "where was that last year?".

My mate in. Paris is going to phone in a minute with the full list, if anybody has a mate in Moscow they should have the list now!!

I am sure I read something the other day about the Navigator and only living member from the crew of the Enola Gay going to give a talk in a high school, when he was introduced to the class by the tutor as a veteran war hero from World War Eleven he just got up and walked straight out of the school.

Sod it going for a smoke before Gazprom play Samsung.

He has been typing for 17 minutes so it must be good:D

Might take a tad longer with the fans a big lump of 25k folks are going to be less than impressed with his carrying ons this summer, I think if he stays and is still captain that will be a poor message for the rest of the squad too.

Don't leave us hanging!!!!

Nah play Rooney from the start, don't even think of Subbing him til at least 85minutes despite being 3-1 down, get sent home and just maybe the media (Rio aside) will wake up to the fact that Rooneys star quality is dimming........... Which is something most real football fans knew some time ago................. England managers also need to grow a pair and pick who is going to get the job done not 10 players and one stroppy passenger. Otherwise: Just need Costa Rica to spank the Macaronis in the 5pm game to add a bit of Chilli spice to the mix

This. that saved me some typing...... Cheers Turkish

I thought fair play to him on that, he will learn. Like many of us he probably watches football in a bubble where invariably watching the game just absorbs your mind. I use to sit next to the Landlord of The Junction pub St Denys (?) in Junior Saints every week, Mrs JBS one drive home said the pair of us just talked to each other about the game before our eyes in the strangest of ways without once looking at each other and little emotion. Trouble is we have all been spoilt by his brother, but at least Lurch is better than Jamie Carragher, who despite a bit of training still makes your ears bleed.

How can you start a debate and then not want any part of it?

Be funny if his contract states he has to do his press interviews in Dutch and Jos is the translator, with Jos's sense of humour that could be amusingly dangerous.

Can't agree: Fonte extracted a digit last year with Lovren coming in as he was due for the bench with Lovren bought to partner Maya, and as like Chambers did for much of the season v Clyne, Fonte made sure he was nicely rooted despite being guilty of gifting the oppos some soft goals through the season. When it was Yoshida playing out of position with Fonte the previous season, Yoshida was by far the more intelligent of the pairing.

Does make me smile all the Rooney support, Baines was constantly looking for cover from Rooney in the first half but because he had a strop on for not being in his favouritest position he preferred to sulk rather than play as a team, great cross but then for a £300k pw footballer I would expect no less.

Strange really as I listened to him on the radio the other night and thought he came across well, can't say I noticed him last night. I guess I am so use to be sitting at SMS with some bellend spouting complete cobblers within earshot for 80 of 90 minutes, I guess my clap-trap-chit-chat filter must be getting quite refined.

Beat me to it!

Better get my forks sharpened with which to gouge my eyes out with, if that happens!

In reality we are the only place where stuff is going on after an impressive season. Makes life dead easy for the hacks

Just walked to end of our road where the view is elevated, there was some pretty impressive fork lightening......... And heading towards you good folks south of Basingstoke.

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