SparkySaint

Take her for a drink or two somewhere and then naked man her back at yours

That was a very wet day. The same day my flat mate found my snake that had escaped. Very naughty Barrington

I can see the first goal being a Lambert Pen

4-0 with West Ham drawing 2-2

Epicaricacy is a Greek word. Yes you are right, it doesn't have an English equivalent

I'll be there too. Everyone in yellow please

Chris Burke from Birmingham. Quality player with bags of pace, skill and a cracking shot

Someone needs to go to more away games

Whats wrong with the Angel? The girl behind that bar last season was lovely albeit slightly chavy and local. Rinsed some Oldham fans on the pool last season with a chipped pot on the black at the end

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I put found Amarillo on a juke box in a pub this weekend. There was a known skate sat at the bar who looked round to see my smug face loving it. "Yes thats right my fishy friend, I didn't put this on by mistake" Shalala

Add more points for weather conditions. Hartlepool 2009 on a wet tuesday night would score lots and lots of points, whereas Yeovil 2010 on a hot spring saturday afternoon wouldn't score quite so many points

The firm I work for has today sent a quote for the new irrigation system. Fingers crossed we get it. I saw a large brown envelope with the name A. Gray on it ready for the post van

Agreed. Not Surprised Wolves were sniffing around him

I was in the cinema. I'm kicking myself because i'm usually at these sort of games. Film was quite funny. Thank God for Twitter

Hide an alarm clock in his room and set it for 3am

What is the cup competition called? 57:19

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17118039 I bet it is Liam. Try being one of the 33 laid off today. These footballers have it so hard

Totally addicted to this thread. Its the one stop shop on everything PFC. I'll miss her

The relay race around the pitch was much better. It was always eventful i.e the kid who ran without receiving the ball or the two kids missing an open goal

8-9 more wins and i think we'll be there

Get some mushrooms and get messy

I was there in 2002. Good times

Talksport next

I wasn't on my shirt but I saw a Sarmiento shirt once. Oh dear