Miltonaggro

Brampton Bagsman will be fired up when he comes on at 60mins.

Canada Morocco co-commentator sounds like a low-IQ northern Bart Simpson impersonator who has read the Ladybird book of football cliches. Great work ITV! Volume now down.

Only 58, nice work if you can get it.

In the unlikely but welcome event that THB stays, he needs to be made skipper. Think that this would replicate the 'Steve Williams effect' on his game / development (for those old enough to remember).

But then again, I’ve heard that AI fucking hates Pompey!

You need to get on Countdown, Turkish!

Always thought it a shame that PS didn't get to commentate on the 82 World Cup.

I quite like the idea of Fraser Hornby taking up Ross Stewart's spot - replacing a 6ft 2' beanpole with a 6ft 5' brick shithouse. Could be interesting if he gets on the pitch with Larin at the same time - always a chance of the Bravehearts with a big Jock.

Hornby would likely Revell a season in the Championship.

Poor family, such a cruel thing to happen.

As our American pals say, do the math...

Possibly, the first batch from Manchester City between Shields and Ankersen. Would imagine it was a pro forma contract at that point so we got the likes of Larios, Bazunu and Edozie too - six of that youth side in all for around £115M. With the £58M for Lavia, if Charles and Harwood-Bellis are sold we should only be about £20M down.

If so yet another Ankersen masterclass of deal making.

Like a decent Prem side v Championship strugglers at the mo, which is pretty much what it is.

Jim Leighton would have let it in two seconds earlier!

It was ever thus…

Enjoying the ITV trio of Keane, Ferguson and Postcoglou. Old school punditry.

The women will be ok as long as they don’t leave their handbags in the dressing room.

Much better!

...and then start posting on here!

The wisdom of signing up big Cyle before the World Cup is there for all to see. The more I see of him the more I wonder if Cyrille Regis went on holiday to Ontario Easter 1995. Proper, natural centre forward is what we have here.

The strides are certainly captivating, used to belong to Cyril Smith!

They’ll cut to the studio, and she’ll be writing ‘today’s specials…scampi & chips..’

Fuck me, this is like watching a Russell Martin side!

Times like this that Tuchel must wish he had a gloves/legsman with the ability of Bazunu to calm things down when fucking about in the box.