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He could, but dependant on employing the right people. Gaffa tape and cable ties, quiet spot under the railway arches.

Wouldn’t it be lovely to have Lage and Selles on the touchline for this. With mad Nat still here we lose this - prediction 0-3. New man in place and we could actually get the fabled bounce - prediction 1-0. God willing…

Reminiscent of an interview at the Police Station prior to his perplexed defence solicitor saying ‘you might want to look at the cctv before saying anything else…’

Or vice versa.

Or attempting an exorcism.

Manyana. Pray. God willing 🙏

If he’s still here tomorrow the club have blown it, to give Jones ‘a few more games’ would be complete negligence and kill the club. He is the worst manager that I can remember in the Premier League, at Saints or anywhere else.

I reckon that Nat would have have been the skinny kid with the snotty nose, hood up on the parka, half mast strides, spinning on the roundabout muttering to himself.

Worth a crafty tenner on a Lage and Selles Algarve chillout remix. Hipster enough for Rasmus to retain some Ted points and likely to get us organised and looking like a team. Lage might fancy it and I don’t think Selles has done anything wrong, he’s liked by the players. Tick tock.

I’d actually prefer Hitler as our manager, even if the success was shortlived. Less abrasive personality than NJ and great at press conferences and fan forums.

Nothing concrete apart from ‘conversations’ being had at SMS last night and due again this morning. If he’s still here Monday morning the Board have failed the supporters.

I wanted Biesla when Hassenhutl was sacked, want him now, but he’s likely too big a personality in the game for Ankersen. I think Biesla is a perfect fit for our model but feel that this board are too cowardly to even make the approach. Tedesco and Bosz would also be excellent appointments last November but would they come now? Lage to work with Selles might work and be possible, providing a bit of cohesion in terms of a Portugese duo with something to prove. All on this list are far superior to what we currently have, and I hope to fuck that Ankersen doesn’t try anything left field when we break from his current joker in the next 24 hours.

There has to be an announcement of departure today. Anything else is beyond recklessness, bordering on negligence. We are currently laughing stock for goodness sake, put Jones out of his misery and give the club a chance of building some unity and self-respect.

Peter Sutcliffe used the same excuse. No sentient person believed that either.

I’m not at talented or deluded as Nat obvs, but I reckon I’d have won at least two premier league games in that run, world class mate!

No chance, you’d be given a filet of fish and told you’d given the wrong order.

I bet they bottle this and postpone it. Could be like the last ten minutes of the Wicker Man otherwise.

Last time we had the ‘Jones 27’ assumed to be mainly friends, family, and various sock puppets. Not sure he will get to those heady heights again - even by creating yet more logins.

I know what you mean, he’s like a comedy cross between Shadwell, Alan Partridge, and Fred West. Would be absolute comedy gold if it wasn’t our fucking club being used for his experimental theatre. Regardless, as soon as he’s sacked I my blood pressure goes down, I will be following his career with interest.

Given the situation we are in and with post match comments that border on the sectionable, a rational club will sack Jones when he scurries off the bus this evening. I wouldn’t even give him the grace of his Sunday morning coco pops.

I watched Luton’s cup game the other day and they were horrible, disjointed lower league hoofball, utter shite, and their fans feel that they’ve improved since Nat left!

Enough material for an entire psychiatric conference!

Hinge and Bracket have got one card left to play, and that’s to sack their experiment this evening and put someone in to give us some self respect.

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