Miltonaggro

Or an aneurism.

Were you managed by Nathan Jones?

Yep, Semmens and Wankersen need shooting!

Hopefully one of them will chin the prick. Get some spirit in the side.

Loading the dishwasher.

The one hope is that Solak has been paying attention to the debacle of the last two months and steps in.

I think he was signed to help out in hospitality.

Agree, that would take guts and foresight.

Especially when you’ve got the pedigree and charisma of white dogshit.

This clown of a manager has to go, utterly bereft and clueless. Surely the Board can see this.

Negotiations have broken off…like a soggy digestive plopping into a chipped mug of piss weak tea…

To be honest Ras and Marty have had their pants pulled down so many times over the past year they are essentially the fluffers of English Football. At least the signing of Orsic offers some lube.

But still bigger than 'flagship' Southampton. Flagship as in the General Belgrano.

The ‘you cunt’ is correct and doing some wonderful heavy lifting there.

Elon Semmens has deployed his previously successful technique, the transfer fee is a bargain €6m but he’s had to pay the Zagreb board €5m for permission to talk to him.

To be fair, something for everyone there.

A sequel to Hostel (with a bit of luck).

Lovechild between him and an antique sideboard.

Orsic is a class act, just the sort of player we should be signing in this window. Thus, not a fucking hope Hinge and Bracket will get this over the line.

Clearly very well connected, knows his onions, top barnet in the photo.

I might be able to endorse your application currently, four initial questions * - Are you extremely Welsh? Are you a former Yeovil Town star? Do you like players whose attributes include being ‘wonderful’ and ‘agressive’? Have you ever used the term ‘daftee’ whilst posing as a charity worker on a public message board? * Former applicants need not apply.

Given that Rasmus has emerged as a Nordic hipster Rupert Lowe, Charly will likely mark his Freddo ‘Torpedo’ Arias phase. 🛎️

Why not! Beyond caring to be honest!

Young Charly Alcatraz is Ramus’s get out of jail free card. Semmens announces Emmeline Parkhurst to sign for ladies team.

The best senior managers I’ve seen are always the ones who tell the truth when a untenable situation has emerged on their watch and act quickly. Ostensibly effective crisis management and damage limitation. Whatever happens now in terms of results I doubt that Semmens and Ankersen have the experience, intelligence or guts to act to act decisively to protect the ‘business’. Tossers.