Miltonaggro

Now regretting every time I’ve covertly pissed in a swimming pool or the sea. Most of us on here will be regarded with suspicion, spite and hatred by ‘the water’ and there’s a lot of it!

Misstrovic!

The Bengal Lancer extraordinaire!

Oh the poor scousers, best light a candle for them!

Had a trawl round a few fan sites this morning and the consensus is that Saints are 'greatly overpricing' their best players. Bloody great, hope this stoicism continues right down to the slamming of the window.

More of a Pyrex casserole dish from my past experience.

Certainly in terms of bang for your buck!

Liked Dan Harding in that group too, underrated.

Plus the charity work!

Cracking start to our window, proper. Solid, versatile and a character!

Son of Pierre, who wasn't a bad target man either

Fraser Forster loan with option to buy.

Mc Innit...

On that basis Bazunu and Edozie would be a Top Deck shandy and a Babycham. Manning likely a Harp lager.

My ex-wife was the same with the Munich Beer Festival in 1992.

Here shown being released from Broadmoor.

Different players and situations but a lot of this ground was covered in the prelude to Danny Ings leaving us (as a Premier League club) for Aston fucking Villa. Top level football is a very well paid very short career, if Prowsey, 29 this year, gets offered a three year deal on big money he'll be off.

On the cactus theme it’s also quite commonplace these days for people to self-identify as pricks. Even without knowing it.

Cat out of the bag now, incoming! #controversial

He’s highly rated at Connect 4 and speaks fluent tripe. I currently rate him 53 in the Empire.

Noticed that like many of us who are getting on a bit, Jose now wears specs when not playing. On reflection, not sure that’s what we need in the new look central defence - Magooball! 🤓 ⚽️

Nolan, that looks orange to me! Blackpool.

Give us a clue for fucks sake!

That line-up would likely beat last season's Premier League first 11 three times out of four.

Yep, think even now he’d be an asset in terms of the new look coaching set up, perhaps registered as a player if that would be feasible. A talisman for fans and young first team could be handy this season.