Miltonaggro

Drive into the skid!

Odds on would be a different ending however. Gladys, a 75 year old dinner lady from Shirley calls Nat a ‘dinlo’ as he’s running the gauntlet. Dragon fire blazing in his eyes, Nat leaps the barrier, within an instant he confronts his antagonist in a cloud of pickled onion Monster Munch breath. Gladys takes a half step back to distribute weight, and chins Nat with a sweet short uppercut sending his seven stone Lycra clad frame back over the hoarding. Lying face up on the turf on the edge of consciousness Nat hears the concerned crowd chanting his name in unison ‘Nathan Jones, what a wanker, what a wanker…’ and he’s transported back to his hard ex-mining town childhood where this sort of thing happened every week when it wasn’t raining.

I'd go for a lifesize inflatable effigy of Nathan Jones - 4ft 3ins - to be kicked between the stands for ninety minutes whilst it's leaks helium in a irritating Welsh accent. Failing that extreme violence, full tonto!

A mother buys her kids a pet dog for Xmas but instead of getting the Labrador they wanted instead she brings them a weasel from an aggressive mining town. The kids know it’s a weasel so they tell the mother she should have been more diligent. They despise the weasel and find out it has rabies and chronic diarrhoea. Out of control the weasel lashes out proving it to be an even more obnoxious little cunt than anyone thought possible, eventually disappearing up its own arse. The mother is sectioned under the mental health act.

Looks like we are at the seagulls and trawler stage, albeit with a less poetic / rounded analogy.

Knowing Ankersen's fuzzy logic he's probably agreed to bring this ex-skate relic here to help Nat out. Can you imagine.

Lots of people, all better than Jones. Just like Everton managed with Dyche last week.

Think that two things are happening, either the Board are sounding out replacements and negotiating with Jones about his pay off / confidentiality etc. thinking they can look slick when the sack him Wednesday and announce his replacement on Thursday, or Ankersen in an attempt to preserve ego and credibility has doubled down and convinced snakey Semmens the other noddies on the Board that Jones is about to 'click'. Hope for the first and fear for the second. Ankersen has very little experience and no real track record in Premier League football and like Jones has been blagging, attempting to learn on the job. What he might not realise is that there is no way back for Nathan Jones and if he tries to keep the little weasel on to relegate us, no way back for him either. The manboy needs to stop playing games and grow up fast.

That’s on Rambo Wankersen. I watched a few games on YouTube of Stoke and Luton sides overseen by Nat followed by the pressers and was all the due diligence required for a sentient human being who had watched football matches previously.

Which makes our inept board look even more stupid in their indecisiveness!

If that’s true the board is complicit and reckless.

Crackers if that’s the case!

Yeah I saw that before - bizarre.

This surely can’t happen, but the one chance of the Welsh windbag being in charge on Saturday lies with Ankersen. I can envision an unanimous board and then Ted Talk pipes up ‘aha, but sacking him is just what our opponents would expect us to do…’ If that happens I hope Dragan does a Spectre on the wanker and the trapdoor opens up into a shark tank.

Fair play to whichever one of you clever fuckers did this last night 😂

I doubt it too, but it would be an appropriate conclusion to this pantomime.

That would provide the perfect end to Nat’s sojourn in the Prem.

It’s whether we could convince him to come. Remarkable win average in the Prem of 48% at Wolves and 47% at Spurs. Charisma and cool as a cucumber personality, what a tonic compared to Jones.

Look I know Nat is a short-arse but to call him an ‘8 inch thing’ is a bit much.

Just had a text that Nat has locked himself in the trophy cabinet at St Mary’s and has swallowed the key. Until the fire brigade release him and he’s humanely tranquilised by a vet they can’t make the official announcement.

Indeed, if it’s a connected person it’s not Nat 🙂

Nazario El Jones, manager at Argentine second division side RCD Watfordio. ‘With all due respect, one of the best in South America’…

Looks like the Saturday night Sunday morning meetings at SMS might have been conclusive. Selles in for Wolves with the new man in the stand, worth a punt on Bruno Lage. Ankersen gets some credit if he has been decisive here, and our season won’t be over. Saints can build and restore some self respect.

Taps forehead with index finger in the pre-match presser ‘nowt written down, it’s all up here mate…’ 😀

One thing that has followed yesterday’s remarkable interviews is that Nat is finally getting himself noticed by top ex-players and established pundits. Career first.