Miltonaggro

God willing…

No contest, Ralph Kruger, absolute nut case and probably likes a drink.

5 months shipwrecked on a barren desert island (20x40ft) with Nathan Jones or 5 weeks being haunted by the ghost of Jimmy Savile during the hours of darkness?

I think this is already on the cards, along with quite possibly (ouch) Bednarek / Stephens. It's going to be a never mind the quality feel the width window.

on who?

The fucking good old days now!

Steady on Dragan! 😀

Anyone had a tenner on us signing one of the centre forward lumps at Luton as our big money ‘marvellous marquee signing’ of the window. Their unjustly enriched board may as well have another Rasmus £15m off sleepwalking Dragan.

On that basis SR should be looking to acquire CF Esperanca de Lagos. Available for a song and a city catchment of 13.5 million potential fans.

Rasmus think we are a replica of grateful little Brentford with a bigger ground. Misjudged. If this clown show takes us down it’s not going to be pretty for SR in the Championship, but as ever loyal support suffers.

Layer Cake is a great movie. Looks like he’s scoffed most of it!

This is more likely the speech to the family gathering over Xmas, just need to add in a smattering of ‘marvellous’ ‘wonderful’ and ‘aggressive’ for full authenticity 🙂

Watch them compound it in the transfer window!

Did he actually say that? Fuck a duck!

I think that the point about this board caring primarily about money is clearly true, particularly with the recent behaviour around closing blocks, discussing putting up barriers whilst allowing unstewarded away fans to waltz around home areas and cause problems. However, given Ted Talk’s career in PR (My Struggle and the rise of Brentford) the use of the ‘turn it to 11 to drown out booing’ stooge on the stadium PA, and stream of drivel and nostalgia from the child media team - constant negative publicity won’t sit well. So, if they’ve previously seen the support as an inconvenience, they are going to fucking hate what’s coming the way of their ‘brand’ - less ‘Red Bull’ more ‘traditional bitter’.

Stuart Armstrong seems the most level headed and committed of this meek and mild group but he has to be on the park and NJ doesn’t seem to fancy him. Often said in recent years we have a team of son in laws, currently we have a majority of apathetic non-verbal eunuchs. Expect some nutjobs from the Championship to arrive soon to inject some ‘wonderful aggression’ and white noise.,

Sir Philip Green, yacht in ocean village.

Given our predicament I think we are about to see a flurry of loan signings, probably from lower / obscure overseas leagues. During Jones 10 months at Stoke I think he brought in 12 players address their slide and most of these were loans and frees, alongside a couple of ‘marvellous marquee signings for Stoke’ (his words), like Sam Vokes. You would have to be off your nut to join Saints from another Prem side at the moment so guess is that we are going to recall loanees and get players from the Championship to pad out the squad. If we had got a big name ‘caretaker’ type manager in we might have convinced the likes of Wood to spin the wheel but will be very unlikely now. Similarly not sure NJ has the credibility be able to convince promising or established players in France, Holland, Belgium or Germany to move at this point. If ‘name’ players arrive it will likely be deju vu 2005 with the current equivelent of Saggy’s stalwarts appearing (Rondon, Dele Ali et al., ffs). Likelihood is Rasmus innovative hipster project is about to regress to something many of us have seen before, a board having bought into their own hype and tripe regressing to the point of throwing enough shit that some of it sticks. If I was the invisible Dragan, whose dough this is, I’d be writing off a couple of hundred mill in the first half of 2023. That will be on Semmens and Ankersen.

With Puel it was it was Jean-Luc Godard noir, we now appear to have bought in Mrs Browns Boys.

I think in comparison Burley was more restrained and considered.

Fuck that, I’d build an effigy of Rasmus for the Inside Crew to burn on the concourse for Forest if I could afford the wardrobe and headphones! Like many I’ve priced out of contemporary protest - modern football!

Real Fulham 3 - 0 Southampton Alexandra If we are right on it on training...

Thanks for that insight Chamberlain, it might be that NJ has a covert aversion to red and white stripes? Tactically and in terms of approach how does he rate with our last mutual Welsh connection, Sparky Hughes?

Fair play!

WTAF! Feels like it's taken us years to get this position right, with AVK, Salisu and DCC appeared that we'd finally made progress. Strap in for a second half season pairing featuring Lyanco and Bednarek at some point