Miltonaggro

That’s the crux.

We just have to make do with a few princesses.

To be honest, if we are strolling down the inexplicable boulevard, our board thought the cretin was premier league manager material. Beginning to think Dragan Solak is trapped in a Serbian version of Brewster’s Millions!

Fuck a duck!

Rasmus probably reimagined the ticket office in July, theorising that his liquid biz-soccer, goal music and mesmerising flags would have the power to convert away fans, neutrals and the Isle of Wight this season.

Hope he does return to Swansea, would likely be an easy six points next season with tactics identifiable from outer space!

Shocked that Westwood identified as English. Always assumed he was the product of a Albanian organ grinder fucking his monkey.

Their cauldron of dreams…

The soppy inbred cunts would claim that 75000 were there to support them!

Sounds a right fucking hoot! Assume it’s a comedy.

The goal music. Always look forward to this and a public relations coup...

Not in front of Manning!

Maybe, but from where I was watching (behind the goal) if we had a forward who could finish we’d have been back on terms before their screamer went in down the other end. Didn’t think they were all that.

First half dogshit, we looked rather like Sunderland the year they went down in apathy and feared a cricket score. Second half we were in it and I think a fair result would have been 2-2, but we simply cannot finish, it’s almost bizarre to see saints players twisting and turning in the 18 yard box to avoid shooting on goal. Clown show. Didn’t think Bournemouth were all that, but did a fair impression of a Strachan SFC side, fitter than us, prepared to fight, and clearly a team ethic - we are missing all three of those necessary attributes currently. Tedious watching this bollocks every week.

Just heard they are about to unveil Ophelia Payne and Amy Stake to freshen up PR, plus a Swiss bloke, Toby Lerone, as head of kiosk catering. It certainly feels like a we are having the piss taken out of us!

Alternatively an obscure English cheese

Whoosh indeed…

All in all, you’re just another prick in the (Northam) wall…

He did indeed, but a results driven business and Juric looks knackered and a tad bemused already to be honest - not even sure he'll want to extend tenure. After Martin Rohl was Board's first choice, and they sounded him out, so maybe they go back early summer. The Spors appointment might reinforce that link. What we need more than anything is energy and a coach with the flexibility to adapt, that and about ten first team players.

Probably by mid-May.

Poor bastard, having to watch that shite whilst sat next to the resident uber prick!

Oh fuck not again! Brave up next!

Spors watching from directors box today, so expect decisive action! Didn’t look happy…