Miltonaggro

Here shown being released from Broadmoor.

Different players and situations but a lot of this ground was covered in the prelude to Danny Ings leaving us (as a Premier League club) for Aston fucking Villa. Top level football is a very well paid very short career, if Prowsey, 29 this year, gets offered a three year deal on big money he'll be off.

On the cactus theme it’s also quite commonplace these days for people to self-identify as pricks. Even without knowing it.

Cat out of the bag now, incoming! #controversial

He’s highly rated at Connect 4 and speaks fluent tripe. I currently rate him 53 in the Empire.

Noticed that like many of us who are getting on a bit, Jose now wears specs when not playing. On reflection, not sure that’s what we need in the new look central defence - Magooball! 🤓 ⚽️

Nolan, that looks orange to me! Blackpool.

Give us a clue for fucks sake!

That line-up would likely beat last season's Premier League first 11 three times out of four.

Yep, think even now he’d be an asset in terms of the new look coaching set up, perhaps registered as a player if that would be feasible. A talisman for fans and young first team could be handy this season.

At least that. Perhaps an ‘insane’ signing or two.

I also remember when he was working as meeter and greeter at Harvester. His dish of the day patter and bread roll work was something to behold.

AAT - Ankersen Aversion Therapy (c)

Very harsh, RC has no connection to Portsmouth whatsoever!

This is the kind of stoic resolve we need for next season, assume he landed at Weston Shore!

Ben Chorley the main stand out, ex Portsmouth numbskull.

I think that's too wide a definition. For true mushdom you need to have died on the Titanic, the shook ones in the lifeboats and their limp offspring should support Bournemouth.

Really not for me to say Winnersaint, Mr Chuckle is the official Sport Republic arbiter of supportive geography, this post was the first part of the club's engagement strategy. I'm just here to offer opinion and poorly judged frivolity as usual

Swan Lake meets Fantasia meets Longleat.

My abiding memory of Partick Thistle is Alan Rough in the sticker albums of the late 70s early 80s. Remember a rumour that AR was going to sign for Saints early 80s to replace Peter Wells, but we got Peter Shilton instead. Think Alan Rough ended up at Hibs

We need experience this season rather than YTS, an agile athlete at the top of his game:

Fuck Alton!

This thread proves once and for all that we urgently need a stadium expansion. 49,000 should be the aim so that Salisbury, Basingstoke, Romsey and Andover can get fully involved. If Sport Republic miss this golden opportunity history won't be kind to them.

Really subtle detailing by Umbro, if you look closely there is a rattling bucket and deckchair superimposed on the stripes as a nod to their proud history.

Unorthodox, but for one season NathanJones on a pay as you play might be good.