Weston Super Saint

I once knew the Aberdeen stripper. Good times.

Why have you "PAT" tested (sic) your hairdryer? What lunacy is this?

Sorry, I can't take this seriously without any stats or xG being quoted. 1/10 - must try harder.

Ings won't be coming to us. Plenty of prem teams who will take a risk and pay more of his wages.

stream died - anyone got a working one?

https://sports-10.com/southampton-v-swansea-city/#

The annual reminder of how much I hate wrapping Christmas presents!

Sure. Until you factor in we were a premier league team when they took over and now we aren't. Other than that, enormously positive.

Bonjour Christophe. Nope, that's all I've got - anyone else feel free to take over.

Makes a mockery of the 'clear and obvious' instruction. Nothing that is 'clear and obvious' takes more than 30 seconds to identify.

Meh. No one cares about the truth if you can convince enough people to believe what is being said

Lol. Sounds like a plan Putin would put together. Don't like the opposition or what they say, poison the fuckers or throw them out of a window.

Who just, by chance and definitely not by coincidence, has his good patches in January and August every year and sometimes for a week or two in May.

We even over pay the coaches FFS. SR out!

Royal Mail. Has become a complete joke of a company. The last couple of months we've received letters for nearly all our neighbours even though the address is clear. It seems that delivering to a random address on the street is good enough and we'll sort the rest for them!

No reason for them to rush into a new job whilst their contract is still paying out!

I imagine she has lip fillers, cheek fillers and a massive arse. Rule 1?

Although one did have a fair bit of gold he couldn't account for - apparently it was a "present".

There were definitely no crooks involved.

3 wise men hinted at the exact same thing...

Nonsense! We're the richest club in the world - calling Manji to the thread to explain.

But if they want James Bree for £25m I don't think we'll argue

Send in the EU army...

And do you drive a vauxhall frontera?

Is he good in goal? Does he have his own gloves?